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SURYA: Why did the frog take the bus to work?
CHRIS: I have no idea.
SURYA: Because his car got toad.

Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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TYLER: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
MEGAN: I don’t know.
TYLER: Open toad!

Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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TYLER: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
MEGAN: I don’t know.
TYLER: Open toad!

Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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CALVIN: What did the frog say to the toad?
JOEL: What?
CALVIN: “You’re toad-ally cool!”

Joke by Calvin K., Anchorage, Alaska
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BRADLEY: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JAMES: What?
BRADLEY: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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AARON: Why didn’t the toad cross the road?
TROY: I haven’t the foggiest.
AARON: It didn’t want to be toad kill.

Joke by Aaron M., Sonoma, California
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Aidan: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
Benjamin: No idea.
Aidan: It gets toad away.

Joke by Aidan M., Manchester, Missouri
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Sam: What kind of shoes should someone wear while dissecting a frog?
Ryan: Beats me.
Sam: Open-toad!

Joke by Sam A., Audubon, N.J.
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