Laugh at funny Tree jokes and comics for kids

JEAN: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
PHIL: Why?
JEAN: To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
PHIL: No.
JEAN: See? It works great!

Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa
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TOMMY: Why can’t pine trees sew?
JIMMY: I don’t know.
TOMMY: Because they always drop their needles.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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NOAH: What did the tree say when it struggled on a test?
MASON: I don’t know.
NOAH: “I’m stumped!”

Joke by Noah M., Arroyo Grande, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Rocco: I don’t trust those trees.
Jimmy: Well, why not?
Rocco: They look a little shady.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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BRANDON: Why did the tree go to the ice-cream shop?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
BRANDON: To get a pine cone.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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AUSTIN: What’s a tree’s favorite subject?
SALLY: I’m stumped.
AUSTIN: Chemis-tree.

Joke by Austin L. , Vestavia Hills, Alabama
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Robin: How do trees access the internet?
Jaden: Tell me.
Robin: They log in.

Joke by Robin W., San Jose, California
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GABRIEL: Which month is a tree’s least favorite?
MICHAH: Which one?
GABRIEL: Sep-timber.

Joke by Gabriel W., Wasilla, Alaska
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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MCKENNA: Why do trees hate tests?
LUKE: Why?
MCKENNA: The questions always stump them.

Joke by McKenna E. , Palm Harbor, Florida
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TONY: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
SEAN:Tellme.
TONY: A pineapple.

Joke by Tony C., St. Peters, Missouri
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JEFFERSON: Why was the tree so sad?
OLIVIA: I’m stumped.
JEFFERSON: Because it couldn’t get to the root of its problems.

Joke by Jefferson M., Cornwall-On-Hudson, New York
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GREG: What do you call a tree that doesn’t know the answer?
FRED: Tell me.
GREG: Stumped!

Joke by Greg S., Sykesville, Maryland
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Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Fred: I’m stumped.
Mathias: A palm tree.

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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Daffynition: Infantry — A baby tree.

Joke by Stavya P., Katy, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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London: What sound does a dog make when it hits a tree?
Sarah: Tell me.
London: “Bark!”

Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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WILL: Why do you never tell a joke to a tree?
BILL: I don’t know.
WILL: Because it’ll be stumped!

Joke by Will B., South Salem, New York
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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Trees” by Everett Green.

Joke by Joseph M., Chesterfield, Michigan
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DAFFYNITION: Relief — What trees do in the spring.

Joke by Daniel S., Oregon, Wisconsin
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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FRED: What kind of drink does a tree like?
JOHNNY: You stumped me this time.
FRED: Root beer!

Joke by Fred B., Charleston, South Carolina
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Asher: What did the tree say when it couldn’t figure out the math problem?
Laney: What?
Asher: “I’m stumped.”

Joke by Asher S., Greenwood, Indiana
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JOEY: You want to hear a joke about trees?
BEN: Sure!
JOEY: Nah, it’s too sappy.

Joke by Benjamin K., Rockford, Michigan
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