Laugh at funny Water jokes and comics for kids

DECLAN: Do you know why water is heavier than butane?
SEAN: No. Why?
DECLAN: Because butane is a lighter fluid.

Joke by Declan A., Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
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JAMES: Knock, knock.
RON: Who’s there?
JAMES: Water.
RON: Water, who?
JAMES: Water you waiting for?

Joke by James P., McKinney, Texas
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MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why?
MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

Joke by Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina
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RAAGHAV: Knock, knock.
JIM: Who’s there?
RAAGHAV: Water.
JIM: Water, who?
RAAGHAV: Water you telling jokes for right now? Don’t you have things to do?

Joke by Raaghav K., Fremont, California
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Justin: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
Janet: I’m not sure.
Justin: It wanted to be a watermelon.

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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TOM SWIFTY: “Where’s the water?” Tom asked dryly.

Joke by Breece O., College Station, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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JOEY: Why do scuba divers roll backward into the water?
MAX: I haven’t the foggiest.
JOEY: Because if they rolled forward, they’d still be in the boat.

Joke by Joey M., Wautoma, Wisconsin
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Nolan: Which baseball player likes water the most?
Arie: I don’t know. Which one?
Nolan: The pitcher!

Joke by Nolan D., New Lenox, Illinois
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Marcus: If H2O is the formula for water, what’s the formula for ice?
Martin: What?
Marcus: H2O cubed.

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Lisa: What do you call a melted snowman?
Paul: What?
Lisa: Water.

Joke by Lisa W., Sacramento, California
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If you melt dry ice into a pool, can you swim without getting wet?”

Joke by Weston L., Hartsville, S.C.
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A book never written: “The Water Cycle” by Eve Aporate.

Joke by Juan E., Highwood, Ill.
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