A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.
“How long do you want them?” asked the salesman.
“Oh,” said the customer, “I was rather hoping to keep them.
Joke submitted by Tony C., Lititz, Pa.
A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.
“How long do you want them?” asked the salesman.
“Oh,” said the customer, “I was rather hoping to keep them.
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I dont get it.
me either
What?!!!!!
That was a knee slapper!
that’s not good make a better joke
really good. do onother thing like that next time. hope you keep making jokes like this.
Like it!
super funny
i dont either
its super hard to read with the words connected!
I don’t get it