Laugh at funny Shopping jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

CHARLOTTE: What’s Superman’s favorite place to shop?
NATHAN: I don’t know.
CHARLOTTE: The supermarket.

Joke by Charlotte S., Fountain Valley, California
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MATHEW: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
RYAN: Tell me.
MATHEW: Because it’s free of charge.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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HENRY: Why do people like shopping for flashlights?
BEN: Why?
HENRY: Because it’s the highlight of their day.

Joke by Henry and Ben M., Alexandria, Virginia
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I forgot what I was going to buy at the store,” Tom said listlessly.

Joke by Lily B., Carmel, Indiana
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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TJ: Beny walked to the store to buy some camouflage shorts.
Chris: So what happened?
TJ: He looked everywhere, but he couldn’t find any.

Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio
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SHOPPER: Sorry, but I’m not in the market for a microscope.
SALESMAN: That’s OK. Just take my business card.
SHOPPER: This text is too small. I can’t read it.
SALESMAN: Boy, do I have the product for you.

Joke by Bradley R., Columbia, South Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.
“How long do you want them?” asked the salesman.
“Oh,” said the customer, “I was rather hoping to keep them.

Joke by Tony C., Lititz, Pa.
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Isaiah: Where do cows buy their stuff?
Colin: I’m stumped.
Isaiah: In a cattle-og.

Joke by Isaiah C., Jamestown, Tenn.
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Daffynition: Multiply—Premium toilet paper.

Joke by Ned H., Herscher, Ill.
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