Loading...John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
I already knew this joke.
this is the first time i heard it [hilarious joke]
Yep Soo *hilarious*
Yes
I already knew this joke, but I still think it’s hillarious. Great joke!
Unique ending
Its really hillarius, but super gross!
Some creativity but I’d seen the same type of thing lots before
I don’t get it
The grandpa said that he cleaned the plates with cold water, which is also the name of the dog. no coincidence. he cleans the plates, with the dog, tatertot12345
I already read this joke before but I still give it a 5
I don’t get it. KDog, can you tell me?
The old man had Cold Water clean his dishes… Cold Water was the name of his dog. Hopefully that helped, tell me if you want a more in depth explanation.
the grandpa says the dishes are clean as cold water can make them but it appears that cold water is a dog (that means the dishes are not cleaned cold water licks them
The dogs name is “Cold Water”, the dog licks the plates clean.
IT IS SO BAD…………..JUST KIDDING “GOOD AND GROSS!” :0
that was really funny but kind of gross but i don’t care not all girls gross out at the slitest thing (i am one of them)
Hey tatertot12345, He says he’s using cold water to clean the dishes. The dog’s name is Cold Water! It’s hilarious!!!!
it’s a great joke but I have heard too many times before and my girlfriend freak out and scream!
Awsome joke!! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
this is soooooooooooo funny
funny
That joke is as old as dirt. Of course it never gets old.
this joke is the funniest. Best joke ever
Yea, its funny, but old
Ithink its good looloo234!
(laugh)Such conspicious names…
NICE! REALLY PRETTY FUN!!!! 🙂
Old, but funny
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that hAS A BAD ENDING
I wonder who submitted this. My father laughed for five minutes over this one!!!!
no coments my laughter says it all
Old
Lame
Dum
grim yet entertaining
paul1324 really needs to get a sense of humor
i don’t think paul1324 would enjoy anything
that was good
that was nasty
I’ve heard funnier jokes
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ha funny
That was pretty funny, but old.
Paul1342 doesn’t get things
-.- i dont think i can stomach my lunch anymore
GROSS YET FUNNY
that was OK
thats funny but gross dude hahahahahahahaha! =)
lol
heard it before!!!
lol that is a super awesome joke!
THAT SOUNDS FAMILAIR
gross :-8 but funny 😉
i agree bigmac
THAT’S REAIIY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=)
a few years ago our scout pack (im in boyscouts now) did a skit similar to this one it is an oldy but a goody
1111111111111/lol
Read my fox picture comment to see what I say about this joke
i agree bigmac
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw this one in Boy’s Life 2 years ago, and it’s still funny!
LOL!!!! nasty. *Cracks up*
funny but wrong…….i mean hilarious but wrong =)
ewwwwwwwwwwww *** that was gross.
ps i am a girl. my bro is the won that gets the boys life stuff ha ha
you don’t sound like a girl……. girls don’t say bro
I agree with runner 23. THis joke is nasty, but funny
This would make a great skit!
wow thats digusting….but funny
ooops i spelled disgusting wrong
SOOOOOO nasty… Ive heard this in boys life before…
Nasty, read it in BL before, my dog ate a whole cake yesterday.
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
It made me laugh out loud- but it was kind of gross.
groosss really nast…..but funny
That was wrong wrong wrong with a capital R.
Lol, rofl, but nasty, dude
yummy!
eww
wow. all i have to say is YUCK!!!
thas crazy
!i LOVE IT
gross! wouldnt wanna be John! good thing none of my relatives own a D-O-G ! !
that was kind of akward
it was funny when you understood the joke but that is really groooooooooooooooos
i posted this joke on another site =) waiting for replies
can someone explain it plz!
THIS rocks AND rolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this joke is funny and gross at the same time (LOL)
Totally awesome!
Cold water is the dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I’m a girl, but chill! It’s not like I’m doing anything wrong- girls can do whatever they want!
About the joke, absolutely gross- my brother once ate meat our dog had licked though! (LOL) 🙂
I hear stuff like that all the time and they’re al pretty funny
ya i agree hockey girl
i love this joke W0000000T
funny and gross 😉
*chokes on drink* That’s *cough* a good one! 🙂
The cold water part was funny
T.j
That’s so cute, he’ll pay more attention next time. Why didn’t he ask;why he didn’t have hot water??
hockey girl the reason its called boys life is that it has boy jokes that boys like. your girl scout magizines jokes that you like!!! SO DONT CRITISIZE OUR BOY JOKES!!!!!
funny
REALLY CLEVER!!
thats disgusting but when your a boy if its disgusting its funny most of the time
Help desk and library! How may I help you?
Very Funny
reely good, but not the bst joke
Now accualy make it hot water. Then the boy will get confused.
GREAT!
this joke rox my sock. but not both. just one
This joke ROX MY SOX!!! 😀
funny!!!!!!!!!!!;):):0
I saw this skit and the whole pack laughed for 5 minutes.
Funny!!!! :p
My brother and I love this Joke.
I love that one!
(I’ve been telling it for awhile!)
3 STARS GOOD
Cold Water is my gradpa’s dog’s name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(:^O (cool smiley face huh?)
:-O awes0me but gr0ss
Somebody told a joke like that to me once. But the dog’s name was “Salt-water”.
Funny, but unbelievable and unrealistic.
🙂 Good one!
THIS JOKE IS COOL !!!
🙂 🙂
my gut busted into pieces after i read it!!!!!!!!!!
I love all these jokes even though i can locate almost every one of them in my old magazines!
Man i have this joke memorized i read it once i laughed hard now i can recite it. 8-: 😉 🙂
Good Joke!!
just gross, man.
Ew, that’s just gross.
good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s so obvious its coming yet i break down laughing!!!
rofl
I feed my dog eggs and bacon and hamburgers.
same as petlover
clllllllassic!
um discusting but kl!
(KOOL)
very nice to read . I enjoyed it very much =)
Thats grossss. But it was funny anyway! 🙂
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
eeeeeeeew…. but i liked it
so obvious yet i dont figure it out
That’s really nasty.
its a dish dog
Blech. Funny though
love it! =~)
Ick. I feel bad for the boy, but that was HILARIOUS!! I kinda like this website even though “obsessed” is a girl.
good thing i didnt read that while i was eating!!!!! LOL
lol
Good work too whoever wrote the joke! 10 times better then me!
Holy Shamoly! I wonder what the kid did after that. Listerine?
i love the jokes.
i love the jokesssssss.LOL
That was awesome!!!! Did that kid throw up after that or something? 5 stars!
Barf!!5 stars!
hear that one before but still is pretty funny!! 5 stars!
6 stars!
one of my favs
classic
HE HE HA HA HO HO TEE HEE, etc.
i have seen that one in boys life but i’m willing to give it 20 stars couse i still love it.
sounds tasty
yummy save some for me
……..lol……. 7.5stars!!!!
I would probably give this joke 9 or 10 stars.
I’ve heard this one. It always makes me laugh. 5 stars! *****
good one
Lol! nice nice…
great joke
i think im going to be sick.) -:)
Did you make that one up??? It was great!
*faints* lol
Gross!
I heard one just like this but better said and the do was name Two Rivers
Anyway good job.
sicko
he ate off of that!?! gross :-{)
I just ate, thats not even cool.
People should make new jokes. When i was in cubs, they had been doing a skit about that since before i was a tiger.
that is sick
i wouldnt go to his again
i wouldnt go to his house again
eww..gross me out! 😛
that is the funniest joke so far!!!!!!!!! 😉
grossed me out to. just think of where the dogs mouth has been, yuk!!
That was hii-larius!!
RADICAL, dude!!!!!!!!!
disgusting!
Do your own dishes!!!!LOL!!!!
1
gross but LOL
Funny!
LAUGH-O-METER says this joke is one of the funniest jokes it has seen yet,therefore the joke gets 999,000,out of 1,000,000.
or 99.9 out of 100
very creative
not the funniest but still pretty funny
Yucko!
OH, LOL!
This joke is better when it’s about a Scout patrol treating the Scoutmaster to dinner.
What about “scrubber” or “soap” for the dog’s name?
SO GOOD
really really really really really really really AWESOME!!!!!!! that is by far the best joke I have ever heard!!!!!
That is THA most Funny joke dude/woman LOLLLLLLLLL
best joke…………. i never read this one …………. SOOOOOOOO GOOOD…… Loved it <3