Joe: My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.
Moe: Is he all right now?
Joe: I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.
Joke submitted by Joshua G., Corvallis, Mont.
Joe: My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.
Moe: Is he all right now?
Joe: I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.
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I don’t get it.
A report is an uncommon term for the sound of a bang, like from a cannon, a gun, or a firecracker.