6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Logan: Did you hear about the umbrella factory that got shut down?
Lee: No. What happened?
Logan: There was too much overhead!

Joke by Logan F., Valley Park, Mo.
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Evan: What do you call a killer group of musical whales?
Ivan: I have no idea.
Evan: An “orcastra!”

Joke by Evan T., Napa, Calif.
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A book never written: “Unsolved Riddles” by Ida Know.

Joke by Cormac F., Knightdale, N.C.
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Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!

Joke by Christopher F., Wildwood, Mo.
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A book never written: “How to Swim” by Flo Tees.

Joke by Tim V., Avon Lake, Ohio
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Howard: What do you get if you cross a digit and a vehicle?
Suzan: I don’t know.
Howard: A “toe” truck!

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Daffynition: Paradise—Something you need to play Monopoly.

Joke by Ian P., Seoul, South Korea
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A book never written: “A Hockey Disappointment” by Miss D. Nett.

Joke by Matthew S., San Ramon, Calif.
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Josiah: Why are circles so smart?
Jeff: Beats me.
Josiah: Because they have 360 degrees!

Joke by Josiah C., Greshem, Ore.
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A book never written: “Bareback Riding” by Eiffel Down and Lord Howard Hertz.

Joke by Conor M., Chicago, Ill.
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John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Who’s there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Joke by John S., Farmington, Ga.
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Joel: How does a banker make phone calls?
Vern: Beats me.
Joel: On a teller-phone!

Joke by Joel Q., Palisade, Colo.
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A book never written: “Cleaning My Room” by Dustin D. Shelves.

Joke by Nathaniel S., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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Nick: Why did the banana have dinner with the prune?
Sam: Tell me.
Nick: Because he couldn’t find a real date!

Joke by Nick B., Bremen, Ga.
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A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?”

“Well,” the cashier said. “It’s in mint condition!”

Joke by Andrew M., Northville, Mich.
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A book never written: “Pick Up the Phone” by Al Geddit.

Joke by Charlie W., Shrewsbury, N.J.
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Trevor: Why do news reporters hang out at the ice-cream shop?
Mack: I have no idea.
Trevor: Because they are always looking for a scoop!

Joke by Trevor M., Elizabethtown, Pa.
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Gus: What happened when the skinny butcher backed into his grinder?
Spike: Beats me.
Gus: He got a little behind in his work!

Joke by Will B., Madison, Wis.
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A book never written: “Saltwater Fishing” by Barry Cuda.

Joke by Jacob S., Tampa, Fla.
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Wyatt: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce?
Steven: Tell me.
Wyatt: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!

Joke by Wyatt S., Newberry, Mich.
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Duke: Knock, knock.
Dan: Who’s there?
Duke: Wanda.
Dan: Wanda, who?
Duke: Wanda where I put that house key.

Joke by Daniel C., Nashville, Tenn.
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Walker: What did the sun say to the moon?
Ben: I don’t know. What?
Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.”

Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.
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A book never written: “Lost Treasures” by Barry M. Deep.

Joke by Zachary C., Hamilton, N.J.
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Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
Rob: Beats me.
Gabe: “Desserted!”

Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Tex.
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A book never written: “Pretty Flowers” by Mary Gold.

Joke by James L., Stewartstown, Pa.
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