6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Michael: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to?
Matt: I have no idea.
Michael: Hip-hop!

Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
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Connie: What did the mathematician say when he lost his parrot?
Russ: What?
Connie: “Where’s my Polly-gon?”

Joke by Sam K., San Jose, Calif.
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Joey’s mom: Joey, there were two pieces of chocolate cake in the kitchen, and now there’s only one. Can you explain that?
Joey: I guess I didn’t see the other piece!

Joke by Stu T., Rosedale, Kan.
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A book never written: “Being Kind and Polite” by Curtis E.

Joke by Mark D., Southboro, Mass.
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Suzan: What do you call an argument between a bride and groom?
Howard: Tell me.
Suzan: An “altar-cation.”

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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A book never written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

Joke by Miles K., Denton, Tex.
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A book never written: “Talk Like a Cowboy” by Hal D. Yall.

Joke by Thomas A., Payson, Utah
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Zane: Knock, knock.
Willie: Who’s there?
Zane: Luke.
Willie: Luke, who?
Zane: Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!

Joke by Zane M., Madison, Miss.
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Tom Swiftie: “I don’t like exams,” Tom said testily.

Joke by Andrew P., Anaheim, Calif.
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Jake: How do astronauts prepare Chinese food?
Mark: Beats me.
Jake: They use a “space wok.”

Joke by Jake C., Santa Rosa, Calif.
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A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.

Joke by Ian B., Howell, N.J.
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Zander: What do you call a crazy bug?
Alex: What?
Zander: A “loony-tick.”

Joke by Zander A., Powell, Wyo.
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A book never written: “Driving Wildly” by Rex A. Lott.

Joke by John M., Hartwood, Va.
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Joe: What starts and ends with “e,” but has only one letter in it?
Jake: I don’t know. What?
Joe: An envelope!

Joke by Alan F., Grapevine, Tex.
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Daffynition: Hooligan—A Hawaiian dancer suffering from déjà-vu.

Joke by Kalen A., Loveland, Colo.
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Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!

Joke by Tyler H., Folsom, Calif.
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A book never written: “Never Too Late” by Justin Time.

Joke by Leonardo H., Carmel, Ind.
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Bob: How do you catch a squirrel?
Kile: Beats me.
Bob: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Joke by Conlon M., San Pedro, Calif.
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A book never written: “Remembering Things” by M. Nesia.

Joke by Michael M., West Windsor, N.J.
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Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!

Joke by Daniel B., Tyler, Tex.
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A book never written: “Know Your Conscience” by Guy N.D. Head.

Joke by Dan K., Whitehouse Station, N.J.
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David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!

Joke by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Oddly Shaped French Fries” by Curly Q.

Joke by Jonathan A., Chula Vista, Calif.
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Adam: What do you call a clam that doesn’t share?
Brett: Beats me.
Adam: “Shellfish.”

Joke by Adam B., Peculiar, Mo.
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Daffynition: Seasons—Offspring of the great tides.

Joke by Tom I., North St. Paul, Minn.
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