6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Byron: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
Fred: Tell me.
Byron: A pouch potato!

Joke by Ethan L., Abilene, Tex.
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A book never written: “Surviving the Elements” by Grin N. Barrett.

Joke by Wesley J., Newport News, Va.
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Daffynition: Pronoun—A person, place or thing that has lost its amateur status.

Joke by Daniel M., Western Springs, Ill.
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A book never written: “How to Eat Slowly” by Moe Lasses.

Joke by Dominic S., Columbia, Mo.
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John: Why do geese make such lousy drivers?
Justin: I have no idea.
John: Because all they do is honk!

Joke by John G., Tallahassee, Fla.
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A book never written: “Expensive Things” by Armand A. Legg.

Joke by Corey D., Homeland, Calif.
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Daffynition: Parachutes—Two slides.

Joke by Christopher G., College Park, Md.
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A book never written: “Litter Collection” by Phil D. Basket.

Joke by Richard M., Corrales, N.M.
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John: Why does a cornfield listen to everything you say?
Ben: Tell me.
John: It’s all ears!

Joke by Erich G., Bluffton, S.C.
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A book never written: “Cleaning Bathrooms” by Ty D. Bowl.

Joke by Zach P., Duluth, Ga.
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Ethan: How do you catch a rare bird?
Evan: I don’t know. How?
Ethan: Unique up on it!

Joke by Ethan Y., Jacksonville, Fla.
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A book never written: “It Keeps Happening” by Juan C. Gann.

Joke by Geoffrey B., Celina, Ohio
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Josh: Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
Nate: No, what about them?
Josh: They’re making headlines!

Joke by Dan H., Beavercreek, Ohio
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Zachary: What animal keeps the best time?
Jared: Beats me.
Zachary: A watchdog!

Joke by Zachary D., Greer, S.C.
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A book never written: “Beasts of Burden” by Don Key.

Joke by Harry S., Tampa, Fla.
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Daffynition: Astronaut—A necktie in space.

Joke by Christopher G., College Park, Md.
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Nik: What do false teeth and stars have in common?
Theo: I don’t know. What?
Nik: They both come out at night!

Joke by Nikolai P., Butler, Pa.
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A book never written: “Jail Break” by Frida Prizner.

Joke by Andrew C., Sterling, Va.
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Luke: Want to hear a joke about the letter with no stamp?
Ryan: Sure.
Luke: Oh, never mind. You’d never get it!

Joke by Luke S., Worthington, Ohio
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A book never written: “My Favorite Fruit” by Pete Chez.

Joke by Amie G., Superior, Wis.
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Joe: What has thousands of holes but still holds water?
Barb: What?
Joe: A sponge!

Joke by Joe C., Sterling, Va.
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Tom Swiftie: “Electricity is amazing,” Tom said ecstatically.

Joke by Dylan B., Columbus, Ohio
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Anna: What sort of car does a rancher’s dog drive?
Albert: I haven’t a clue.
Anna: A Range Rover!

Joke by Annalise T., Jupiter, Fla.
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A book never written: “Canine Cages” by Ken L.

Joke by Jacob M., Jupiter, Fla.
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Salesman: This new computer will do half your company’s work.
Boss: Good. I’ll take two of them!

Joke by Joel R., American Fork, Utah
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