6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: “The Life of a Spy” by Miss Terrious.

Joke by Alex M., Allendale, Mich.
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Nick: What do you call a strange Transformer?
Jake: What?
Nick: An “Odd-o-bot”!

Joke by Danny C., Geneva, Ill.
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Tom Swiftie: “Help! My pants are falling off,” Tom belted out.

Joke by Kris V., State College, Pa.
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Avery: What do you do with a dead chemist?
Alden: I don’t know.
Avery: Just barium!

Joke by Avery G., Jacksonville, Fla.
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A book never written: “Who Lives in Prison?” by Gil T. Men.

Joke by Connor K., Mount Holly, N.C.
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A turtle was crossing the road when two snails mugged him. The police showed up and asked the turtle what happened. “I don’t know,” the turtle replied. “It all happened so fast.”

Joke by Shiloh M., Billings, Mont.
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Daffynition: Paralegal—A skydiving lawyer.

Joke by Joseph V., Massapequa, N.Y.
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Denver: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Ryan: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Joke by Denver S., Newport, Mich.
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A book never written: “The Dictionary of Everything” by Noah Tall.

Joke by Christian M., Fowlerville, Mich.
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Tom: Knock, knock.
Andy: Who’s there?
Tom: Harry.
Andy: Harry, who?
Tom: Harry up and open the door—it’s raining!

Joke by Thomas M., Santa Clarita, Calif.
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Ron: Why did the student give his teacher a PC?
Jack: Why?
Ron: The store was out of Apples!

Joke by J.K. K., Middleboro, Mass.
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Olivia: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Anthony: Beats me.
Olivia: To get to the body shop!

Joke by Olivia R., Yorba Linda, Calif.
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Acer: Knock, knock.
Earl: Who’s there?
Acer: Wendy.
Earl: Wendy, who?
Acer: Wendy today, sunny tomorrow!

Joke by Acer R., Fruita, Colo.
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A book never written: “Orienteering for Dummies” by Hugo Datway.

Joke by Harry S., Tampa, Fla.
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Joel: What did the piece of bread say to the sweet roll?
Jeff: Tell me.
Joel: “Will you be my honey bun?”

Joke by Joel R., American Fork, Utah
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A book never written: “What I Need to Start My Car” by Mike Ease.

Joke by Caleb C., Hermitage, Tenn.
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Josh: How does a cow learn how to walk?
Chris: I got nothing.
Josh: By putting one foot in front of the udder!

Joke by Josh L., Smithtown, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Playing Video Games” by Joy Stick.

Joke by Tim B., Orange, Calif.
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Jordan: What cleans underwater ice rinks?
Marcus: I’m stumped.
Jordan: A clam-boni!

Joke by Noah M., Peyton, Colo.
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A book never written: “Staying Home Sick” by Faye King.

Joke by Brian M., Jackson, Mo.
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Will: What’s the fruitiest subject at school?
Houston: Tell me.
Will: History, because it’s full of dates!

Joke by Will B., Dallas, Tex.
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A book never written: “Planning a Surprise Party” by Al B. Darn.

Joke by Ryan D., Palatine, Ill.
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Eddy: What do you get when you cross a bumblebee with a doorbell?
Andy: Beats me.
Eddy: A humdinger!

Joke by Eddy K., Marietta, Pa.
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A book never written: “How to Save Trees” by Ray Cycle.

Joke by Coy A., Deer Park, Tex.
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Steve: What doesn’t have fingers but has lots of rings?
Josh: I don’t know.
Steve: A tree!

Joke by Adam B., Troy, Ala.
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