6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

JARED: Why did the Scoutmaster call software testers when insects invaded his tent?
TAMMY: Tell me.
JARED: They know how to get rid of bugs.

Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri
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TOM SWIFTIE: “What’s with all the excitement around the beehive?” Tom buzzed.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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REZA: How do you make seven an even number?
MINA: How?
REZA: Take away the “s.”

Joke by Reza B., San Diego, California
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Max: Did you hear about the camping trip?
Kevin: No.
Max: It was in tents.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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RAAGHAV: Knock, knock.
JIM: Who’s there?
RAAGHAV: Water.
JIM: Water, who?
RAAGHAV: Water you telling jokes for right now? Don’t you have things to do?

Joke by Raaghav K., Fremont, California
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ANDY: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
SANDY: Why?
ANDY: Because it was outstanding in its field!

Joke by Andy R., Simsbury, Connecticut
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ADAM: Where did the duck go to eat?
DAN: I don’t know.
ADAM: Quack in the Box.

Joke by Adam H., Pocatello, Idaho
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MARGARET: Why didn’t the skeleton tell his friend he was missing a bone?
ELEANOR: No idea.
MARGARET: He didn’t have the heart to.

Joke by Margaret W., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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Nolan: What kind of test do zombies take?
Bennett: I’m stumped.
Nolan: No-brainers.

Joke by Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
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MICHAEL: What do you get when you combine a pig and a cow?
PAT: I’m not sure.
MICHAEL: A hamburger.

Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia
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LUCY: What is brown and sticky?
HAILEY: What?
LUCY: A stick.

Joke by Lucy M., West Linn, Oregon
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Michael: What do you call a snowman in July?
Grant: I don’t know.
Michael: A puddle.

Joke by Michael M., Sherman, Connecticut
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HENRY: What’s a baby’s favorite reptile?
JASON: I don’t know.
HENRY: A rattlesnake.

Joke by Henry M., Studio City, California
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ZANE: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
SAM: Why?
ZANE: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Zane K., Glen Allen, Virginia
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ABINAYA: What book doesn’t have a cover?
GAIL: Tell me.
ABINAYA: A Chromebook.

Joke by Abinaya A., Montvale, New Jersey
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Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Who’s there?
Jeffrey: Woo.
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.

Joke by Jeffrey L., Dayton, Ohio
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Leela: How are frying pans and Europe similar?
Maggie: I don’t know.
Leela: They both have Greece at the bottom.

Joke by Leela F. , Columbus, Ohio
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MARIANO: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
SARAH: I don’t know.
MARIANO: He felt his presents.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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ELIZABETH: When do astronauts eat?
DANIELLE: When?
ELIZABETH: At launch time.

Joke by Elizabeth F., Irvine, California
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Aaron: Excuse me, waiter, is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but we have some in the kitchen.

Joke by Aaron S., Euclid, Ohio
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ALLEN: Why don’t fish play basketball?
HELEN: Tell me.
ALLEN: Because they’re afraid of the net.

Joke by Allen L., Cupertino, California
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BODEN: What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
BEAU: No idea.
BODEN: “Ketchup!”

Joke by Boden D., Ancona, Illinois
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JEAN: Why was the dog afraid of the clock?
KEN: Tell me.
JEAN: He was scared of its ticks.

Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa
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KYLE: Knock, knock.
TREY: Who’s there?
KYLE: Yodel ye.
TREY: Yodel ye, who?
KYLE: I didn’t know you could yodel.

Joke by Kyle S. , Harleysville, Pennsylvania
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Max: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
Dax: I haven’t the foggiest.
Max: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L. , Northbrook, Illinois
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