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It was the first camping experience for Jed.  After tents were pitched, he and a buddy went for a hike in the woods.  In about 15 minutes, the boys rushed back into camp. Jed was bleeding and dirty.  “What happened? ” asked a fellow camper.  “I was chased by a black snake!” Jed said.  The camper laughed and retorted, “A black snake won’t hurt you.”  Jed’s buddy said: “If it makes you jump off a 50-foot cliff, it will!”

Joke by Christopher S., Senoia, Ga.
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Johnny and two friends were walking along when a fire truck came down the street, its sirens wailing.  On the front seat was a Dalmatian.  “The dog is there to keep the people away from the fire while the firemen put out the fire,” said one of the boys.  The second boy said, “No, the dog’s there to give the firemen good luck.”  Then Johnny said, “You’re both wrong.  It’s the dog’s job to find the hydrant!”

Joke by Jonathon Weber, Stroudsburg, Pa.
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