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A book never written: “Virtual Pets” by Tom A. Gotchi.

Joke by Tomas S., Lexington, Mass.
1 comments

Pee Wee: How do you fix a broken tooth?

Westy: How?

Pee Wee: With tooth paste!

Joke by Katie M., Mount Carmel, Ill.
2 comments

A book never written: “Dinosaur Planet” by Tara Dacktill.

Joke by Nathan M., Republic, Mo.
0 comments

Carl: I told my boss I couldn’t get to work because of the blizzard.

Michael: What did your boss say?

Carl: “That’s snow excuse!”

Joke by Michael J., West Simsbury, Conn.
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Teacher: What’s the definition of a chiropractor?

Student: A disc jockey!

Joke by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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A book never written: “Get in Touch With Your Ancestors” by Jean E. Ollogy.

Joke by Ben F., Lakewood, Colo.
1 comments

A book never written: “A Guide to Better Cat Care” by Claude Badly.

Joke by Ryan W., York Springs, Pa.
0 comments

John: What did the door say to the other door while playing football?

Stephen: What?

John: “I’m open!”

Joke by Stephen P., Estill Springs, Tenn.
0 comments

A book never written: “Table Manners” by Belle Ching.

Joke by Mary U., Sulphur, La.
1 comments

Will: What do you call a germ that can play the piano?

John: I don’t know. What?

Will: Bach-teria.

Joke by Michael O., Centreville, Va.
0 comments

Teacher: When wa s the Great Depression?

Student: Last week, when I got my report card.

Joke by Derek Z., San Jose, Calif.
5 comments

A book never written: “The Most Annoying Bug” by Ms. Scito.

Joke by Jeffrey P., Painted Post, N.Y.
1 comments

A golden retriever and boxer are in the front yard barking at cars.

Golden retriever: Ruff, ruff!

Boxer: Bark, bark!

Golden retriever: MOO, MOO!

Boxer: Hey! What are you doing? Dogs don’t go “moo”!

Golden retriever: I’m studying a foreign language.

Joke by Jared B. L., Lewiston, Me.
1 comments

Bob: How did your dog train its fleas?

Mike: He started from scratch!



Matt Pirella, Bridgewater, N.J.


1 comments

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy today.

Mom: Oh, really?

David: No, O’Reilly!

Joke by David K., Shelby Township, Mich.
1 comments

Sam: Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

Pam: Why?

Sam: Because the chair was armed.

Joke by Sam O., Walpole, Mass.
7 comments

Derick: Why should you not tell a cow a secret?

Eric: Why?

Derick: Because it’ll go in one ear and out the udder.

Joke by Derick L., Crystal Lake, Ill.
0 comments

Luke: What’s a shark’s favorite game?

Lon: What?

Luke: Swallow the leader.

Joke by Lucas H., Mooresville, N.C.
5 comments

A book never written: “Double Vision” by Sy Clops.

Joke by Sean F., Westlake Village, Calif.
1 comments

First woman: My son came to visit for vacation.

Second woman: How nice!  Did you meet him at the airport?

First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!

Joke by Menachem Z. S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
2 comments

Manny: When do cannibals leave the dinner table?

Franny: When?

Manny: After everybody’s eaten.

Joke by Emmanuel L., Erie, Pa.
2 comments

John: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Ron: Why?

John: Because it’s too far to walk.

Joke by Rashi G., Chatsworth, Calif.
13 comments

Tim: Railroad crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?

Kim: No.

Tim: T-H-A-T.

Joke by David I., Richmond, Tex.
33 comments

Ray: Where was King Solomon’s temple?

Fay: Where?

Ray: Beside his ear.

Joke by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio
1 comments

Frank: What did Old MacDonald see on the eye chart?

Hank: What?

Frank: E-I-E-I-O.

Joke by Francis L., Fairfax Station, Va.
1 comments

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