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A book never written: “How to Be a Kind Person” by Mel Levolent.

Joke by Brian S., Park Ridge, Ill.
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t drop that bottle of lye,” Tom said caustically.

Joke by Robert H., Noblesville, Ind.
2 comments

Nick: What kind of license does 007’s pharmacist have?

Breck: What?

Nick: License to pill.

Joke by Nicholas A., Waterford, Mich.
1 comments

A book never written:  “How to Build a Car Motor” by Mike R. Zafaylure. 

Joke by Amber W., Grand Prairie, Tex.
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Aidan: What is a ghost’s favorite Cub Scout event?

Taylor: What?

Aidan: Boo and Gold.



Aidan: What is a witch’s favorite Cub Scout event?

Taylor: I give up.

Aidan: Brew and Gold.



Aidan: What is a werewolf’s favorite Cub Scout event?

Taylor: What?

Aidan: Pack meetings, of course!

Joke by Aidan T., Mount Airy, Md.
3 comments

Sammy: Have you heard the joke about the jump rope?

Holden: Skip it.

Joke by Sammy Z., Derwood, Md.
1 comments

A book never written: “Laughing at Others” by Noah Fince.

Joke by Ronald M., Fennville, Mich.
1 comments

Gabe: What did the giraffe get after swallowing an aircraft?

Gene: What?

Gabe: A plane in the neck!

Joke by Gabe F., Medford, Ore.
1 comments

A book never written: “How to Succeed in School” by Skip Class.

Joke by Alex K., Ferndale, Wash.
1 comments

Ted: What do you call the skeleton in the closet?

Ed: I don’t know.

Ted: Last year’s hide-and-seek winner!

Joke by David T., Ravenna, Mich.
5 comments

Daffynition: Falsehood—Someone who pretends to be a gangster.

Joke by Brian C., Franklin, Tenn.
4 comments

Nathan: Why is a dragon scared of the dark?

Nancy: Why?

Nathan: Because that’s when the knight comes.

Joke by Nathan D., Hurst, Tex.
2 comments

A book never written: “Putting Out a Fire” by Ken Ling.

Joke by Jake H., Green Bay, Wis.
2 comments

Peter: What kind of dog did Columbus have?

Scott: What?

Peter: A Newfoundland!

Joke by Peter W., Simi Valley, Calif.
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John: What kind of cake can you find in the school cafeteria?

Bob: Dunno.

John: Stomachache!

Joke by John F., Fenton, Mich.
3 comments

A book never written: “Do I Look Like a Mechanic to You?” by Otto X. Pert.

Joke by Audrey M., Kennesaw, Ga.
3 comments

Michael: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?

Matthew: I don’t know. What?

Michael: Candy corneas.

Joke by Michael and Matthew A., Elba, N.Y.
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Evan: What’s a tornado’s favorite food?

Grace: I don’t know.

Evan: Funnel cake.

Joke by Evan and Grace D., Lancaster, Pa.
11 comments

A book never written: “Where Did Davy Crockett Die?” by Al A. Mo.

Joke by Collin P., Traverse City, Mich.
6 comments

I’d tell you the one about the postcard without a stamp, but you’d never get it.

Joke by Alex W., Pine Island, Minn.
11 comments

James: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

Kassi: What?

James: A Hershey baa.

Joke by James H., Sayre, Okla.
3 comments

A book never written: “Staying Fit” by Bo Flex.

Joke by Josh B., Secretary, Md.
12 comments

John: What do a chorus and a wire have in common?

Jake: I don’t know. What?

John: They both have a conductor.

Joke by Roch G., Warner Robins, Ga.
0 comments

Bob: What’s the hardest part about learning inline skating?

Sue: What?

Bob: The ground!

Joke by Chris F., Yorba Linda, Calif.
1 comments

A book never written: “May I Help You?” by Linda Hand.

Joke by Hayden M., Cartersville, Ga.
1 comments

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