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A book never written: “Teaching Your Cat to Behave” by Claude Bottom.

Joke by John W., Nashville, N.C.
2 comments

Dan: What did one shoe say to the other?

Ann: What?

Dan: Nothing. It was tongue-tied!

Joke by Daniel T., Las Vegas. Nev.
1 comments

Pee Wee: What did the digital clock say to its mother?

Westy: What?

Pee Wee: “Look, Ma! No hands!”

Joke by Jairo S., Bakersfield, Calif.
1 comments

Jeff: Knock, knock.

Mark: Who’s there?

Jeff: Amanda.

Mark: Amanda, who?

Jeff: Amanda fix the refrigerator’s here!

Joke by Margaret M., Cary, Ill.
2 comments

Devan: Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the race?

Evan: Why?

Devan: It was a cheetah.

Joke by Devan T., Shawnee, Kan.
0 comments

A book never written: “What Is in Your Food?” by Cal O’Ries.

Joke by Gino F., Rocky River, Ohio
0 comments

A book never written: “The Tin Man” by Anita Hart.

Joke by Stanton A., Clover, S.C.
6 comments

A book never written: “I’m Not Afraid of Anything” by Hugo First.

Joke by Adam M., Horn Lake, Miss.
3 comments

Ian: What did the sun say when it was introduced to Earth?

Angus: What?

Ian: “Pleased to heat you.”

Joke by Ian T., Acton, Mass.
1 comments

A book never written: “How to Start a Museum” by Art T. Fact.

Joke by Serena F., Rocky River, Ohio
2 comments

A book never written: “The Love of Democracy” by Dick Tater. Illustrated by Ima King.

Joke by Joshua B., Middletown, Ohio
18 comments

A book never written: “Don’t Fence Me In” by Barb Wyre.

Joke by Edmund B., Moscow, Idaho
1 comments

Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?

Josh: Beats me.

Hunter: Pop quizzes!

Joke by Sean G., Kailua, Hawaii
5 comments

A book never written: “How to Solve Crimes” by Mr. E.

Joke by Tom W., New Berlin, Wis.
4 comments

Skyler: Why do skeletons play the piano in church?

Tyler: Why?

Skyler: Because they don’t have any organs!

Joke by Skyler O., Rocklin, Calif.
3 comments

Trent: Why are vampires so easy to fool?

Brent: Why?

Trent: Because they’re suckers.

Joke by Trenton G., Shaftsbury, Vt.
6 comments

A book never written: “Geology for Dummies” by Roxanne Stoanes.

Joke by Laura A., Bellevue, Neb.
4 comments

Catherine: What kind of house weighs the least?

Briana: I don’t know.

Catherine: A lighthouse.

Joke by Catherine W., Arroyo Grande, Calif.
6 comments

Jessica: Why did the beekeeper itch all over?

Briana: Why?

Jessica: He had hives.

Joke by Jessica W., Arroyo Grande, Calif.
2 comments

A book never written: “In the Penalty Box” by Miss Conduct.

Joke by Bryan A., Pine, Colo.
0 comments

Tom Swiftie: “That ghost movie was horrible!” Tom booed.

Joke by Zakir G., Los Angeles, Calif.
3 comments

Montana: Why was the shoe stopped by the hall monitor?
Dakota: Why?
Montana: It was being knotty.

Joke by Montana B., Manchester, Mo.
4 comments

A book never written: “Who Needs Computers?” by Ty Priter.

Joke by Elise W., Selinsgrove, Pa.
3 comments

Joe: Did you hear the price of cologne went up?

Moe: Really? How much?

Joe: A dollar per-fume!

Joke by Joey M., West Caldwell, N.J.
2 comments

Ben: What is a soldier’s favorite kind of shirt?

Nolan: A camo shirt?

Ben: No, a tank top.

Joke by Ben S., Windfall, Ind.
5 comments

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