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Joe: Why can’t ducks be doctors?

Daniel: Why?

Joe: Because they’re all quacks.

Joke by Nathan C., Tropic, Utah
1 comments

John: What did the sign hanging on the pyramid say?

Bethany: What?

John: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back."

Joke by John G., Santa Barbara, Calif.
1 comments

A book never written: "Do-It-Yourself Marriage Counseling" by Marian Haste.

Joke by Brett W., Glendale, Ariz.
2 comments

Hunter: What did one plate say to the other?

Robby: What?

Hunter: "Dinner is on me."

Joke by Hunter K., Kinston, N.C.
1 comments

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?

Ted: I don’t know—we don’t have cable!

Joke by Luke S., Brighton, Mich.
0 comments

A book never written: “Shopping for a Car” by Pete E. Cruiser.

Joke by Jake R., Tucson, Ariz.
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Scout: When I become an Eagle Scout, will I be an American eagle or a bald eagle?

Leader: You are an American eagle when you earn it, and then you become a bald eagle when your boys are in Scouts.

Joke by Eric J., Los Alamitos, Calif.
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Logan: What can you serve but not eat?

Mac: What?

Logan: A tennis ball.

Joke by Logan M., Brighton, Colo.
3 comments

Tom Swiftie: “I have only diamonds, clubs and spades,” Tom said heartlessly.

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
5 comments

Eddie: What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?

Red: What?

Eddie: Count Spatula.

Joke by Sam M., Greensboro, N.C.
5 comments

Jeffrey: What is an astronaut’s worst habit?

Nolan: I don’t know. What?

Jeffrey: Spacing out!

Joke by James F., Portland, Ore.
2 comments

A book never written: “Southern Living” by Hugh Midditee.

Joke by Jonathan L., Willow Street, Pa.
4 comments

Tanner: Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

Nancy: Why?

Tanner: She ran away from the ball.

Joke by Tanner F., Kent, Wash.
16 comments

Noe: Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?

Joe: Why?

Noe: Because it’s full of fans.

Joke by Noe O., Westbury, N.Y.
2 comments

A book never written: “How to Be Specific” by General Ize.

Joke by Forrest B., Cumberland, R.I.
0 comments

Bob: Why did the spider buy a car?

Rob: I don’t know. Why?

Bob:  So it could take it out for a spin!

Joke by James R., Cresskill, N.J.
0 comments

Peter: Why is the Pillsbury Doughboy so popular?

Elaine: Why?

Peter: Because he’s a roll model.

Joke by Peter S., Mt. Lebanon, Pa.
1 comments

A book never written: “How to Eat Worms” by Earl Lee Byrd. Illustrated by Rob Bin.

Joke by Dylan S., Elizabethtown, Pa.
1 comments

Cam: What yarn do sheep rustlers knit with?

Jason: What?

Cam: Steel wool.

Joke by Cam A., Holliston, Mass.
0 comments

Eddie: What do you do if you see a kidnapping?

Joe: I don’t know. What?

Eddie: Wake him up.

Joke by Liam B., Weirton, W.Va.
1 comments

Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded.

Joke by Jeffrey D., Lansing, Mich.
5 comments

Robert: What’s red, white and blue?

Bradley: Our flag, of course.

Robert: And a sad candy cane!

Joke by Robert D., Rowlett, Tex.
1 comments

Austin: Why was the little elephant six hours late for dinner?

Jean: Why?

Austin: He had to wash behind his ears before coming to the table.

Joke by Austin C., Defiance, Ohio
4 comments

A book never written: “Ghost Hunting” by E. Gadd.

Joke by Jet S., Ooltewah, Tenn.
2 comments

First Scout: Hey, look over there! Smoke signals!

Second Scout: What do they say?

First Scout: “Help…my…blanket’s…on…fire.”

Joke by Sridhar K., Plano, Tex.
1 comments

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