6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Michael: What did the baker say when his loan request was denied?

John: I don’t know. What?

Michael: “But please, sir, I knead the dough!”

Joke by Cooper F., Richmond Hill, Ga.
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Daffynition: Relief—What trees do in the spring.

Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Miss.
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An usher in a theater notices a man sprawled across three seats.

“I’m sorry, sir, but you’re allowed only one seat,” the usher says.

The man just lies there, so the usher asks, “What’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man replies.

“Where’d you come from, Sam?”

“The balcony.”

Joke by Daniel H., Murfreesboro, Tenn.
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Tom: What item on the lunch menu got fired?

Bob: What?

Tom: The vegetables. They got canned.

Joke by Elliott O., Delta, Ohio
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A book never written: “Can’t See a Thing” by Misty Dawn.

Joke by Tyler H., Bryn Athyn, Pa.
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Thomas: Why couldn’t the skeleton dance at the party?

Charlie: Why?

Thomas: Because he had noBODY to dance with!

Joke by Thomas W., Jackson, N.J.
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Andy: Where do the Sith shop?

Randy: Where?

Andy: Darth Mall.

Joke by Nicholas B., Quakertown, Pa.
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A book never written: “How to Plumb Your House Properly” by Lee King.

Joke by Matthew K., Livermore, Calif.
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Man: How many babies do you have in your orphanage?

Orphanage worker: We have a large INFANTory.

Joke by Gabe S., Bellingham, Wash.
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Suzan: What was the inept typist’s blood type?

Howard: What?

Suzan: Typo!

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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A book never written: “Stop Crying” by Les Wynen.

Joke by Rayce C., Oklahoma City, Okla.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m not eating too much candy,” Tom said sweetly.

Joke by Kevin A., St. Louis, Mo.
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Sam: How do you talk to a fish?

Pam: How?

Sam: Drop it a line.

Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.
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A book never written: “Living Without Electricity” by Jenna Rater.

Joke by Danny R., St. Paul, Minn.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If a rabbit is raised indoors, would it be an ingrown hare?”

Joke by Clark H., Springboro, Ohio
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Teacher: Bob, if you had 10 cookies and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?

Bob: Ten.

Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minn.
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A book never written: “What Not to Wear” by Tren Dee.

Joke by Lauren C., Wichita, Kan.
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Westy: How long does it take for a Boy Scout to screw in a light bulb?

Chubb: I dunno.

Westy: About a week if he gives it a GOOD TURN DAILY!

Joke by Anthony R., Hazleton, PA.
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Daffynition: Lottery—a tax on people who are bad at math.

Joke by Sean T., Huntington Beach, Calif.
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Second Class Scout: This match won’t light!

Tenderfoot Scout: That’s funny—it did this morning!

Joke by Aubrey T., Jackson, Miss.
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A book never written: “Bigfoot Is Real!” by I. C. Sasquatch.

Joke by Ryan K., Danbury, Conn.
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A book never written: “Eat Your Vegetables” by Brock O’Lee.

Joke by Sam M., Roanoke, Va.
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A book never written: “Ways to Cook” by Mike Roe Wave.

Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.
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Teacher: Johnny, please use the word “initiate” in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My sister ate her dinner initiate a cookie.”