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A book never written: "Click It or Ticket" by Buck Ullup.

Joke by Damian K., Elmwood Park, N.J.
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Karl: What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Jack: What?

Karl: A carpet.

Joke by Karl D.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

Joke by Alan L., Portland, Pa.
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A book never written: "Fibbing Effectively" by Liza Lott.

Joke by Brian C., Lakebay, Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: "Watch out for competing lemonade stands," Tom said tartly.

Joke by Shelly N., Falls Church, Va.
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Pedro: Knock, knock.

Boss: Who's there?

Pedro: Woody.

Boss: Woody, who?

Pedro: Woody you like to buy some Boy Scout popcorn?

Joke by Kyle J., Omaha, Neb.
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A book never written: "We're Not Here!" by Marcus Absent.

Joke by Ahmarr M., Wilmington, Del.
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Travis: What's a duck's favorite place to eat?

Trevor: What?

Travis: Quacker Barrel.

Joke by Travis T., Lewisville, N.C.
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A book never written: "How to Write a Dull Play" by Mel O. Dramatic.

Joke by Paul S., Alpharetta, Ga.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "If you say 'a penny for your thoughts' and they give you their two cents, what happens to the other penny?"

Joke by Isaac H., Plainview, Tex.
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A book never written: "How to Stay Out of Trouble" by U. R. Grounded.

Joke by Marshall T., Bloomington, Calif.
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Tyler: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Megan: I don't know.

Tyler: Open toad!

Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tenn.
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A book never written: "A Snow Day in South Texas" by Mira Cull.

Joke by Ryan K., Danbury, Conn.
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Tom Swiftie: "My stereo's only half-fixed," Tom said monotonously.

Joke by Mike K., Terrace Park, Ohio
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Paul: What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby's crib?

Dale: What?

Paul: A snow mobile.

Joke by Paul H., Bakersfield, Calif.
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Alex: Knock, knock.

Zander: Who's there?

Alex: Alex.

Zander: Alex, who?

Alex: Alex the questions around here.

Joke by Alex N., Milford, N.J.
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A book never written: "How to Eat Cajun Food" by Louie Z. Anna.

Joke by Nick G., Hanover, Mass.
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John: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Ron: Why?

John: Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.

Joke by John T., Lebanon, Ohio
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A book never written: "How to Make a Square Knot" by Ty M. Tight.

Joke by Brock M., Longwood, Fla.
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Daffynition: Flashlight—A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a camp-out.

Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Neb.
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Travis: Did you hear about the guy who bowls on his roof?

Ben: What about him?

Travis: He keeps getting gutter balls.

Joke by Paul M., Monroe, Mich.
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Joe: What do you get when you cross elephants and fish?

Joel: I don't know. What?

Joe: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Nicholas L., Lynbrook, N.Y.
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A book never written: "Famous Knockouts" by Seymour Stars.

Joke by Danny R., Rockville, Md.
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A nun enters a convent where she's not allowed to talk except for two words a year. After the first year, the head nun says, "A year is up. What are your two words?" She says, "Bed hard."

Another year goes by, and the head nun says, "What are your two words?" The nun says, "Very hungry."

After a third year, the head nun says, "Another year has passed. What are your two words?"

The nun says, "I quit." The head nun says, "Good riddance. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Joke by Wyatt B., La Habra, Calif.
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A book never written: "House Construction" by Bill Jerome Holme.

Joke by Kevin C., Goshen, N.Y.
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