6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Jill: How do you turn a regular scientist into a mad scientist?

Bill: How?

Jill: Step on his toes.

Joke by Zach O., Greenfield, Mass.
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Ed: What is a Cub Scout without his uniform?

Ned: What?

Ed: A Bare Scout!

Joke by Ed L., Deerfield, Mich.
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Ivan: Which organization do boy vegetables join?

Evan: Which one?

Ivan: Boy Sprouts!

Joke by Ivan F., Walnut Park, Calif.
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Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?

Jackie: I don't know. What?

Sam: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.
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A book never written: "Speaking Clearly" by Miss Understood.

Joke by Cortney L., Asheville, N.C.
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Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chrissy: What?

Chris: Chill out.

Joke by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.
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Bob: What do you call a popular perfume?

Bill: I don't know. What?

Bob: A best smeller!

Joke by Adrianna R., Purling, N.Y.
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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Joke by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.
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Paul: What did the salt say to the popcorn?

Paula: What?

Paul: "Season's greetings!"

Joke by Paul J., Wildwood, Ill.
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Josh: Knock, knock!

Samantha: Who's there?

Josh: Dexter.

Samantha: Dexter, who?

Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio
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A book never written: "World Peace" by Sharon N. Karen.

Joke by Rayce C., Yukon, Okla.
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Tom: Knock, knock.

Jerry: Who's there?

Tom: Dewey.

Jerry: Dewey, who?

Tom: Dewey have the key yet?

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Tex.
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Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?

Westy: I don't know.

Pee Wee: "Your Blitzen days are over!"

Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.
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A book never written: "The Seafood Cookbook" by Callie Mari

Joke by Willoughby C., BELMONT, MASS.
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A book never written: "Flying Dinosaurs" by Teri Dactal.

Joke by Dalton M., Moscow, Idaho
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Evan: What did the farmer say after the rooster cock-a-doodle-dooed?

Eric: What?

Evan: "That's enough of your fowl language!"

Joke by Evan H., Stow, Ohio
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A book never written: "From Liquid to Rock" by Crystal I. Zing.

Joke by Dion V., Newmarket, N.H.
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A racecar driver gets lost on his way to a race. When he stops at a gas station to ask for directions, the clerk asks, "Are you from around here?"

The racecar driver replies, "Yes, but I usually end up driving in circles."

Joke by Sebastian B., Beekmantown, N.Y.
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Frank: Why can't a woman ask her brother for help?

Alan: Why?

Frank: Because he can't be a brother and assist her, too!

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
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What kind of school do you go to if you're…

…an ice cream man? Sundae school.

…a giant? High school.

…a surfer? Boarding school.

…King Arthur? Knight school.

Joke by Ryan K., North Platte, Neb.
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A book never written: "How to Fix Your Plumbing" by Sue Edge

Joke by Nicholas V., Foxboro, Wis.
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Daffynition: Pasteurize—Too far to see.

Joke by Brandon C., Hillsboro, Tenn.
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Holly: I was reading a very stirring book.

Jim: What was it about?

Holly: Cooking.

Joke by Lucas W., Abilene, Tex.
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Derek: What did the rug say to the floor?

Garrick: What?

Derek: "Don't move—I've got you covered."

Joke by Derek W., Silver Cliff, Wis.
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Amanda: What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight?

Robert: What?

Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other's draggin' the sleigh.

Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
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