6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Matt: Why did the belt go to jail?

Brian: I don't know.

Matt: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Ill.
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Bobby is driving and suddenly sees a tree in the middle of the road. He quickly swerves and just misses it. But then he sees another tree and another. As soon as he swerves past one, he sees another. Finally a police officer pulls him over and asks why he keeps swerving in the road. "I'm just trying to miss the trees in the middle of the road!" Bobby replies. "Oh," the policeman says. "That's your air freshener!"

Joke by John N., Virginia Beach, Va.
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Fred: What did the horse say when the cows ate all of its hay?

Jed: What?

Fred: "Now that's the last straw!"

Joke by Jacob S., Ennis, Tex.
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A book never written: "How to Frighten People" by N. Timmy Dater.

Joke by Matthew H., Kannapolis, N.C.
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Kyle: What do you get when you combine classical music with science fiction?

Joseph: What?

Kyle: Bach to the Future!

Joke by Kyle G., Myrtle Beach, S.C.
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Tim: What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?

John: What?

Tim: A receding hare line!

Joke by Marshall B., Tallahassee, Fla.
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

Doctor: Pull yourself together!

Joke by Alex V., Hamden, Conn.
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A book never written: "What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?" by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.
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Tom Swiftie: "This boat is leaking," Tom said balefully.

Joke by Rohan T., Plano, Tex.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon the manager asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked as they moved off.

"Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Joke by Tim S., Ballwin, Mo.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?"

Joke by C. J. B., Flint, Mich.
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Brother: Mom wants you to go in the kitchen to help her fix dinner.

Sister: I can't. Her cooking is beyond repair.

Joke by Craig N., Bozeman, Mont.
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Bob: What is the noisiest kind of ball?

Jared: I don't know. What?

Bob: A racquetball.

Joke by Kelsey S., Salt Lake City, Utah
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pa.
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Brad: Why was the baby ant confused?

Chad: Why?

Brad: Because all its uncles were ants.

Joke by Brad O., Memphis, Tenn.
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When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, "There's no business like snow business."

Joke by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio
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Jill: How do you turn a regular scientist into a mad scientist?

Bill: How?

Jill: Step on his toes.

Joke by Zach O., Greenfield, Mass.
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Ed: What is a Cub Scout without his uniform?

Ned: What?

Ed: A Bare Scout!

Joke by Ed L., Deerfield, Mich.
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Ivan: Which organization do boy vegetables join?

Evan: Which one?

Ivan: Boy Sprouts!

Joke by Ivan F., Walnut Park, Calif.
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Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?

Jackie: I don't know. What?

Sam: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.
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A book never written: "Speaking Clearly" by Miss Understood.

Joke by Cortney L., Asheville, N.C.
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Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chrissy: What?

Chris: Chill out.

Joke by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.
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Bob: What do you call a popular perfume?

Bill: I don't know. What?

Bob: A best smeller!

Joke by Adrianna R., Purling, N.Y.
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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Joke by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.
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Paul: What did the salt say to the popcorn?

Paula: What?

Paul: "Season's greetings!"

Joke by Paul J., Wildwood, Ill.
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