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A nun enters a convent where she's not allowed to talk except for two words a year. After the first year, the head nun says, "A year is up. What are your two words?" She says, "Bed hard."

Another year goes by, and the head nun says, "What are your two words?" The nun says, "Very hungry."

After a third year, the head nun says, "Another year has passed. What are your two words?"

The nun says, "I quit." The head nun says, "Good riddance. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Joke by Wyatt B., La Habra, Calif.
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