6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Brandie: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Brandon: What?

Brandie: Jurassic pork!

Joke by Brandie R., Las Vegas, Nev.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson where the self-help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Joke by Andrew M., Santa Clara, Calif.
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Damian: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Dan: What?

Damian: Bacon and legs.

Joke by Damian H., Medford, Ore.
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A book never written: "Debt Free" by Bill Spade.

Joke by Rayce C., Yukon, Okla.
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Andy: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

Sandy: Why?

Andy: Because it was outstanding in its field!

Joke by Andy R., Simsbury, Conn.
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A book never written: "Exercise" by Bill Dupp.

Joke by Alex H., American Fork, Utah
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John: Why was Sir Lancelot always tired?

Jeff: Beats me. Why?

John: He worked the knight shift.

Joke by William H., Dallas, Tex.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No, ma'am. They're dead."

Joke by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.
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Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?

Zach: I give up!

Leighton: "Wobble, wobble!"

Joke by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.
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Will: Why can't you ask traditionalists for four quarters instead of a dollar bill?
Bill: Why?
Will: Because they don't like change!

Joke by Will D., Portsmouth, Va.
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Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula's favorite?

Jay: Which one?

Justin: Fangs-giving!

Joke by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.
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A book never written: "Too Much Music" by Ray Deo.

Joke by Michael A., Lemont, Ill.
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A book never written: "Vegetarian Recipes" by Connor Vore.

Joke by Bob S., Waterford, Vt.F
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Matt: Why do opera singers make good sailors?

Keith: Why?

Matt: They can handle high C's!

Joke by Matthew J., Martinez, Ga.
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Tom Swiftie: "Light the fuse," Tom said wickedly.

Joke by Patrick C., Woonsocket, R.I.
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Asher: Why did the bridge ask for a pen and paper?

Jamie: Why?

Asher: Because it was a drawbridge!

Joke by Asher W., Hartford, Wis.
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Bob: What can be driven but has no wheels and can be sliced but stays whole?

John: I have no clue.

Bob: A golf ball.

Joke by Christopher J., Coatsville, Pa.
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A book never written: "How to Make an Honest Living" by Robin Steele.

Joke by Molly K., Ringgold, Ga.
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Tim: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Tom: What?

Tim: Lots of blood tests!

Joke by Tim T., Whitehall, N.Y.
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A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer dashes to his studio, develops the film and…learns that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.

Joke by Jacob S., Lebanon, Ore.
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Robert: Knock, knock.

Jack: Who's there?

Robert: Beets.

Jack: Beets, who?

Robert: Beets me!

Joke by Robert F., Cheyenne, Wyo.
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Preston: What is round and has a really bad temper?

Louis: What?

Preston: A vicious circle!

Joke by Preston G., Shaftsbury, Vt.
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Mea: What kind of lights did Noah put on the ark?

Millie: What?

Mea: Floodlights.

Joke by Daniel H., Port Hueneme, Calif.
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A book never written: "My Life in Outer Space" by I. Malone.

Joke by Bryan S., Suffield, Conn.
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Nathanael: Knock, knock.

Cindy: Who's there?

Nathanael: Distressing.

Cindy: Distressing, who?

Nathanael: Distressing has too much vinegar!

Joke by Nathanael C., Schaumburg, Ill.
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