6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A punny book: "Thrilling Novel" by Paige Turner.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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Jack: What’s the wettest mountain in the world?
John: What?
Jack: Mountain Dew.

Joke by Brayden B., Irving, Texas
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills,Michigan
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Peter: Which punctuation mark would win a race?
Robert: I don’t know.
Peter: The dash.

Joke by Peter D., Fairfield, Connecticut
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Dylan: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Cooper: I haven’t the foggiest.
Dylan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang.

Joke by Dylan G., Southampton, New York
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Josiah: Why are circles so smart?
Jeff: Beats me.
Josiah: Because they have 360 degrees!

Joke by Josiah C., Greshem, Oregon
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Alex: What do you get when you mix a duck and a millionaire?
Bill: I’m stumped.
Alex: A very expensive bill.

Joke by Michael S., Sacramento, California
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Henry: What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
Harry: What?
Henry: Hoo-dini.

Joke by Henry S., Groton, Massachusetts
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Ian: What did the little needle say to the mother needle when it brought home a failing report card?
Luke: I’m not sure.
Ian: “I guess I’m not as sharp as I thought."

Joke by Ian S., Murrysville, Pennsylvania
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Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
Rob: Beats me.
Gabe: Desserted!

Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Texas
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John: What do you call a supernatural doctor?
Marcus: What?
John: A para-medic.

Joke by John C., The Dalles, Oregon
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Stephen: Where does a dog park its car?
Jaden: I don’t know.
Stephen: In the barking lot.

Joke by Stephen T., Fort Wainwright, Alaska
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Daffynition: Decaffeinated — A cow that just gave birth.

Joke by L.F. B., Olathe, Colorado
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Dallin: Why can’t children play with Darth Vader?
Joe: I have no clue.
Dallin: Because he is a choking hazard.

Joke by Dallin W., Pinetop, Arizona
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Will: What’s the only piece of equipment John Deere won’t stand behind?
Pedro: I don’t know. What?
Will: The manure spreader.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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Sean: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
Alan: How many?
Sean: One. After that, it’s not empty.

Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York
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Dancer: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Prancer: No idea.
Dancer: Because it tastes like boogers.

Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas
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A punny book: "Roadblocks" by Barry Cade.

Joke by Christopher F., Winfield, Missouri
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Alex: What do you call a pile of kittens?
Clare: Tell me.
Alex: A meow-ntain.

Joke by Alex W., Dallas, Texas
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Nicholas: How do librarians catch fish?
Tristan: How?
Nicholas: With bookworms.

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Washington
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Seth: Do you know where french fries were first made?
Jack: France?
Seth: No. They were made in grease.

Joke by Seth E., Woodbridge, Virginia
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William: Do you want to hear a racing joke?
Jacob: Sure.
William: Never mind. That one’s re-tired.

Joke by William W., Fairfield, California
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Justin: Where do TVs go for vacation?
Ryan: Where?
Justin: Remote islands.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Noah: A man was driving his vehicle when he came across two paths. Then one of his tires went flat.
Emma: What happened?
Noah: He came to a fork in the road.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Quinn: Why is the mushroom so popular?
Kai: Why?
Quinn: Because it’s a fungi.

Joke by Quinn M., Sun Prairie, Wisconsin
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