6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Walker: What do you call a bird on an airplane?
Ethan: What?
Walker: Lazy.

Joke by Walker H., Keller, Texas
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A book never written: “Life of a Couch Potato” by I. Doolittle.

Joke by Gary M., Omaha, Neb.
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Dillon: Why did the gum cross the road?
Eileen: I don’t know. Why?
Dillon: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Joke by Dillon Y., Seattle, Wash.
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Tom: What did the little mummy say when he got lost at the supermarket?
Matt: What?
Tom: “I want my mummy!”

Joke by Sannidhya D., Lufkin, Texas
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Tom Swiftie: “Ouch! I got poked by a thorn,” Tom said sharply.

Joke by Jack M., Omaha, Neb.
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Jeffrey: Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Sam: I’m not sure.
Jeffrey: Because they taste funny.

Joke by Jeffrey N., Lubbock, Texas
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Luke: Where do mermaids see movies?
Dennis: Where?
Luke: At the dive-in.

Joke by Luke H., Carmel, Ind.
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Alex: What does a cowboy like on his salad?
Evan: What?
Alex: Ranch dressing.

Joke by Alex W., Morton Grove, Ill.
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A book never written: “The Big Things in Life” by Ian Normous.

Joke by Abby U., Brookfield, Wis.
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Adam: What kind of bird likes to do construction?
Hiram: What kind?
Adam: A crane.

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Austin: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Jaime: How?
Austin: Eclipse it.

Joke by Austin G., Baltimore, Md.
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Mark: What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
Stephen: What?
Mark: A puddle!

Joke by Mark E., San Jose, Calif.
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John: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
John: Cargo.
George: Cargo, who?
John: Cargo beep beep!

Joke by John T., Bellevue, Neb.
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A book never written: “Common Allergies” by P. Nutt.

Joke by Josh T., Fuquay-Varina, N.C.
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Kevin: What do bees chew?
Leaf: I don’t know.
Kevin: Bumble gum!

Joke by Kevin R., St. Louis Park, Minn.
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A book never written: “Endurance” by Max Effort.

Joke by Jake G.
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RunDa: Why was school easier for cavemen?
Theo: Why?
RunDa: Because they had no history class!

Joke by RunDa T., South Setauket, N.Y.
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Nathaniel: What did the parrot say on Independence Day?
Gabriel: Tell me.
Nathaniel: “Polly want a firecracker!”

Joke by Nathaniel H., Arvada, Colo.
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Jon: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer?
Tim: What?
Jon: “Stop picking on me!”

Joke by Jonathan S., Windsor, Conn.
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Colby: What did the banana say to the apple?
Collin: What?
Colby: Nothing. Fruit can’t talk.

Joke by Colby C., Deer Park, Wash.
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Jason: Where does a dog hate to shop?
Todd: Where?
Jason: The flea market!

Joke by Jason M., Manville, R.I.
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Kaleb: Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Marissa: I don’t know.
Kaleb: His bill was too large.

Joke by Kaleb W., Duluth, Minn.
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A book never written: “Hiking in Circles” by Ilene Wright.

Joke by Lance D., Midwest City, Okla.
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James: Why are people always so annoyed with Dracula?
Pedro: I’m stumped.
James: He can be such a pain in the neck!

Joke by James Y., San Ramon, Calif.
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Sean: What’s slippery and flies?
Stefan: What?
Sean: A butter-fly.

Joke by Stefan B., Redwood City, Calif.
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