6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Pedro: Why did the donkey go to the bank?
Kris: I’m stumped.
Pedro: He needed to burro some money.

Joke by Kris M., Columbus, Ind.
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Griff: What did one staircase say to the other?
George: What?
Griff: “Watch your step!”

Joke by Griffin R., Atlanta, Ga.
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William: Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Matt: Sure.
William: Sorry — I’m still working on it!

Joke by Matthew B., Dallas, Texas
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Adam: What did the polite lamb say to its mother?
Aaron: What?
Adam: “Thank ewe!”

Joke by Adam O., Springfield, Mo.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love fountains,” Tom bubbled.

Joke by Dean W.
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Nick: Why wasn’t the cow hired?
Joe: I haven’t the slightest.
Nick: It does spotty work.

Joke by Nicholas F., Tallahassee, Fla.
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Birder 1: What kind of bird is that?
Birder 2: That’s a gulp.
Birder 1: A gulp? What’s that?
Birder 2: It’s like a swallow, only bigger!

Joke by Owen D., Avon, Ohio
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Jace: What is an eagle’s favorite competition?
Bob: I have no clue.
Jace: A talon show.

Joke by Jace C., Bridge City, La.
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Noah: What do you call a giraffe in the middle of the road?
Ed: What?
Noah: “A giraffic jam!”

Joke by Noah H., Corvallis, Ore.
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Steve: Why do fish swim in salt water?
Paul: I don’t know.
Steve: Pepper makes them sneeze.

Joke by Stephen P., Fallbrook, Calif.
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Jack: What goes up and down but never moves?
Christian: What?
Jack: A flight of stairs.

Joke by Christian W., Stafford Springs, Conn.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why doesn’t glue get stuck to the inside of the bottle?”

Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
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Nicholas: What’s the fastest bug?
Triston: What?
Nicholas: The quicket.

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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A book never written: “Being a Ninja” by Sam R. Eye.

Joke by Marshall W., Germantown, Tenn.
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Aragorn: Which photo-editing software do hobbits use?
David: I don’t know.
Aragorn: Frodo-shop!

Joke by David E., Plano, Texas
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why do we bake cookies but cook bacon?”

Joke by A.J. K., Exton, Pa.
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Charlie: Why did the astronaut get fired?
Cody: I don’t know.
Charlie: He kept staring off into space.

Joke by Matthew K., Ellicott City, Md.
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A book never written: “The Future of Robotics” by Cy Borg and Anne Droid.

Joke by John D., Avon, Ohio
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Jon: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Ned: What?
Jon: “A fsh.”

Joke by Jon C., Layton, Utah
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Jonathan: What’s a mathematician’s favorite place to visit?
Victoria: Tell me.
Jonathan: Times Square.

Joke by Jonathan T., Lady Lake, Fla.
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A book never written: “Homework” by R.U. Wright.

Joke by Ethan C., Palo Alto, Calif.
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Miles: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
Stewart: What?
Miles: “Odor in the court!”

Joke by Miles T., Huntington, N.Y.
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Fletcher: Which state enjoys tiny beverages?
Lorie: Which one?
Fletcher: Mini-soda!

Joke by Fletcher M., Orlando, Fla.
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A book never written: “Making a Better Sandwich” by May O. Nase.

Joke by Robert D., Fredericksburg, Va.
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Everett: What’s a ghoul’s favorite game?
Francisco: What?
Everett: Hide-and-ghost-seek.

Joke by Everett C., Tequesta, Fla.
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