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SURYA: Why did the frog take the bus to work?
CHRIS: I have no idea.
SURYA: Because his car got toad.

Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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ISAIAH: What’s a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
HADDIE: I haven’t a clue.
ISAIAH: A neck-tarine.

Joke by Isaiah K., Homer, Alaska
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TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 treats and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.

Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota
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BRANDON: Why does a Rubik’s Cube enjoy suspenseful films?
CHLOE: Tell me.
BRANDON: Because of all the twists and turns.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A PUNNY BOOK: A Guide to Making Walking Sticks by Will O’Branch.

Joke by Charlie S., Crozet, Virginia
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TALIA: What do ghosts like to eat?
LEORA: I’m clueless.
TALIA: Spook-ghetti.

Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey
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TJ: Which plant likes Halloween the most?
EMILY: I have no clue.
TJ: Bam-boo!

Joke by TJ P., Ankeny, Iowa
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ALEXANDER: Why did the baseball player cross the road?
TYLER: Why?
ALEXANDER: He was going home.

Joke by Alexander H., Austin, Texas
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SHAWN: What do birds give to trick-or-treaters?
CURREN: What?
SHAWN: Tweets.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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MARIAN: Knock, knock.
CLARA: Who’s there?
MARIAN: Witches.
CLARA: Witches, who?
MARIAN: Witches your favorite song in Frozen?

Joke by Marian B., Naples, Florida
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DAFFYNITION: Pumpkin patch -- How to fix a hole in a jack-o’-lantern.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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MATHEW: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
RYAN: Tell me.
MATHEW: Because it’s free of charge.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer.
KEVIN: Why not?
NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes.

Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington
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MATT: Why did the belt go to jail?
BRIAN: I don’t know.
MATT: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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SAM: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
JACKIE: What?
SAM: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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TYLER: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
MEGAN: I don’t know.
TYLER: Open toad!

Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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DAFFYNITION: Delighted -- When you need to call an electrician.

Joke by Andrew P., Houston, Texas
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SIMON: What is a pickle’s favorite game show?
MEL: Tell me.
SIMON: Let’s Make a Dill.

Joke by Simon P., Cookeville, Tennessee
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LUKE: If you throw a red stone into a blue river, what would the stone be?
JOSH: No clue.
LUKE: Wet.

Joke by Luke L., Toledo, Ohio
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JUSTIN: I can always tell when somebody is lying.
JOSEPH: How?
JUSTIN: It’s easy. I can tell when they’re standing too.

Joke by Justin B., Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
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TOMMY: Why can’t pine trees sew?
JIMMY: I don’t know.
TOMMY: Because they always drop their needles.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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KELLAN: Where do birds go on vacation?
KATE: I’m stumped.
KELLAN: The Canary Islands.

Joke by Kellan O., Edmonds, Washington
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GRAHAM: Knock, knock.
TOM: Who’s there?
GRAHAM: Isabel.
TOM: Isabel, who?
GRAHAM: Isabel, working? I had to knock.

Joke by Graham A., Wichita, Kansas
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ELIAS: Why is the riptide so strong?
SAMMY: No idea.
ELIAS: Because the ocean has so many mussels.

Joke by Elias E., Clifton, Virginia
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CURREN: Why are shrimp bad at sharing?
LAUREN: Why?
CURREN: Because they’re shellfish.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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