Ethan: I have a bed, but I don’t sleep.
I have a bank but no money.
I have a mouth but can’t talk.
What am I?
Alice: No idea.
Ethan: A river!
What am I?
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Joke submitted by Ethan M., North Potomac, Maryland
Loading...Ethan: I have a bed, but I don’t sleep.
I have a bank but no money.
I have a mouth but can’t talk.
What am I?
Alice: No idea.
Ethan: A river!
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Love it So much so good
Yass
Why River why not a demonter?
don’t get it
Not really a joke but good riddle!