PATRICK: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
BILL: I don’t know.
PATRICK: When it’s down to its last quarter.
Joke submitted by Austin T., Carpentersville, Illinois





PATRICK: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
BILL: I don’t know.
PATRICK: When it’s down to its last quarter.
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Good one
nice joke