Teacher: Michael, where’s your pencil?
Michael: I ain’t got one.
Teacher: Michael, where’s your grammar?
Michael: She’s at home, and she ain’t got my pencil either!
Joke submitted by Alicia G., Indialantic, Fla.
Teacher: Michael, where’s your pencil?
Michael: I ain’t got one.
Teacher: Michael, where’s your grammar?
Michael: She’s at home, and she ain’t got my pencil either!
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HAHAHA!!!!
that was fuuny