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JAYSON: What was the honeybee’s favorite Toy Story character?
MIKE: I’m not sure.
JAYSON: Buzz!

Joke by Jayson S., Mason, Ohio 
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LUKE: What’s a yellow jacket’s favorite event at school?
LISA: What?
LUKE: The spelling bee.

Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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Comic by Jon Carter
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DYLAN: Why do bees have sticky hair?
CASEY: Why?
DYLAN: Because they use honeycombs.

Joke by Dylan L., Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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JAKE: How did the students do on their honey project?
BRYCE: I have no idea.
JAKE: They all got bees.

Joke by Jake C., Farmington, Connecticut
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MARK J.: What did the beekeeper say to his colony to encourage them?
JOHN J.: I haven’t the foggiest.
MARK J.: “Honey doesn’t grow on trees!”

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Mark J: What did the beekeeper say to his colony to encourage them?
John J: I haven’t the foggiest.
Mark J: “Honey doesn’t grow on trees.”

 

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Agzam: Why do bees have such sticky hair?
Bert: Why?
Agzam: Because they use honeycombs.

Joke by Agzam D., Germantown, Tennessee
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A book never written: “Insect Homes” by Bea Hive.

Joke by Connor H., Milford, Ohio
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A book never written: “A Flower’s Life” by Paul Innate.

Joke by Johnathon H., Laguna Niguel, Calif.
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Luke: Why did the bee go see the doctor?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: It had hives.

Joke by Jalen P., Ama, La.
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Jordan: What do bees chew?
Graham: I dunno.
Jordan: Bumble-gum.

Joke by Jordan E., Pleasant Gap, Pa.
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Chuck: How do bees get to their place of learning?
Ron: How?
Chuck: By school buzz.

Joke by Charles D., McAdoo, Pa.
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Christopher: What do you call a flying insect that can’t make up its mind?
Jonathan: I have no clue.
Christopher: A “may-bee.”

Joke by Christopher D., Dallas, Tex.
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Luke: Why did the bee go to the hospital?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: Because it had hives!

Joke by Paul P., Meriden, Conn.
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