Laugh at funny Food jokes and comics for kids

Ben: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Nat: I haven’t the foggiest.
Ben: Strawberries!

Joke by Nathaniel S., Dillsburg, Pa.
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Dallas: Why did the bacon laugh?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Dallas: Because the egg cracked a yolk!

Joke by Dallas K., Tresckow, Pa.
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Nate: What did the troubled berry say to the orange?
Zack: Tell me.
Nate: “Help! I’m in a jam.”

Joke by Nathaniel O., Dulles, Va.
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Tom Swiftie: “Is my pastry ready yet?” Tom asked tartly.

Joke by Christian D., Wilmington, Del.
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Connor: Why did the orange go blind?
Hunter: Why?
Connor: It didn’t have enough vitamin see!

Joke by Connor R., Avon, Ind.
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Lexi: What does corn say after failing a test at school?
Jacob: I haven’t a clue.
Lexi: “Aw, shucks!”

Joke by Jacob W., Akron, Ohio
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Max: What did the sun bring to the picnic?
Paul: Tell me.
Max: A light snack!

Joke by Max C., Trussville, Ala.
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Daniel: Knock, knock.
David: Who’s there?
Daniel: Ice cream soda.
David: Ice cream soda, who?
Daniel: Ice cream soda people can hear me!

Joke by David K., Flagstaff, Ariz.
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Milkman: How do you make a milkshake?
Customer: Tell me.
Milkman: By sticking a cow in the freezer.

Joke by Alberto V., Milwaukee, Wis.
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Austin: Which baseball player makes flapjacks?
Ethan: I don’t know.
Austin: The batter!

Joke by Bradley K., Orlando, Fla.
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Connor: What do you get when you cross a dictator with Mexican food?
Connie: Tell me.
Connor: Burrito Mussolini!

Joke by Connor K., Gaithersburg, Md.
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Matthew: What do you get when you cross a paramedic and a citrus fruit?
Mark: I haven’t the foggiest.
Matthew: Lemon-aid!

Joke by Matthew B., Chesapeake, Va.
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Jimmy: What did the alien say to the measuring cup?
James: I have no idea.
Jimmy: “Take me to your liter.”

Joke by James S., Leesburg, Va.
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Brandon: Where do burgers go on New Year’s Eve?
Nicholas: I don’t know.
Brandon: To the meat-ball.

Joke by Brandon R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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Daniel: What do you call it when a frog eats a firefly?
Pete: Tell me.
Daniel: A “light snack.”

Joke by Daniel P., Unalaska, Alaska
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Tobin: How does corn smile?
Joseph: Tell me.
Tobin: From ear to ear.

Joke by Tobin S., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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Christopher: Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Anthony: Beats me.
Christopher: Because he was the wurst on his team.

Joke by Christopher F., Bellingham, Wash.
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Josh: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Ben: Tell me.
Josh: Because his parents were in a jam!

Joke by Joshua G., Littlerock, Calif.
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Lance: What do spiders eat with hamburgers?
James: I haven’t a clue.
Lance: French flies.

Joke by Lance L., Oceanside, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “I don’t want anything on my burger,” Tom said plainly.

Joke by James M., Memphis, Tenn.
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Matt: What is an English teacher’s favorite breakfast?
Brian: Beats me.
Matt: A synonym roll!

Joke by Matthew M., Charlotte, N.C.
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Ryen: What do you call a canine in winter?
Thomas: I haven’t a clue.
Ryen: “Chilidog.”

Joke by Ryen D., Kernersville, N.C.
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Ian: Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?
Colin: I don’t know.
Ian: Rainbow Foods!

Joke by Ian C., Minneapolis, Minn.
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Tom Swiftie: “This fruit isn’t ripe yet,” Tom said sourly.

Joke by Matthew L., Linden, Mich.
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Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
Barbara: Beats me.
Joe: The splits!

Joke by Turner F., Yankton, S.D.
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