Laugh at funny Food jokes and comics for kids

A book never written: “Powerful Mints” by Al Toyd.

Joke by Nicholas W., Spring City, UT
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Daffynition: Commentators—Average potatoes.

Joke by Cameron G., Destin, Fla.
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A book never written: “Potato Chip Flavors” by Barbie Q.

Joke by Ryan R., Parkside, Pa.
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Kristen: What is green and sings?
Taylor: Beats me.
Kristen: Elvis Parsley!

Joke by Kristen R., Dallas, Texas
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Justin: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
John: I haven’t a clue.
Justin: “We’re mint for each other.”

Joke by Justin R., Hampton Falls, N.H.
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A book never written: “Condiments” by May O’Naise.

Joke by Lucas K., Roanoke, Va.
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A book never written: “Just a Taste” by Sam Pull.

Joke by K. G., Downers Grove, Ill.
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Daffynition: Pigment—A pork-flavored breath freshener.

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.
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A book never written: “How to Eat an Oreo” by Duncan Glass.

Joke by Kimber T., Camas, Wash.
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Adam: What is your dog’s favorite breakfast?
Ben: I haven’t a clue.
Adam: Pooched eggs!

Joke by Adam P., Wayne, N.J.
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Del: What kind of swamp do you roast on a stick?
John: I have no clue.
Del: A marsh-mallow!

Joke by Del R., Nisswa, Minn.
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Tim: Which snake likes baked desserts?
Isaiah: Tell me.
Tim: The pie-thon!

Joke by Isaiah Chr, Jamestown, Tenn.
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Nathan: Why was the cat so small?
Ethan: I have no idea.
Nathan: It ate only condensed milk!

Joke by Nathan B., Carrollton, Ga.
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Matt: Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
Jason: I don’t know.
Matt: There was a lot of turnover!

Joke by Matthew R., Maylene, Ala.
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Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.
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Joseph: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Justin: I don’t know.
Joseph: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Joke by Joseph H., Cupertino, Calif.
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Daffynition: Boysenberries—Guys in a jam.

Joke by Stephen G., Superior, Wis.
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Lesley: What did the plate say to the silverware?
Dillon: I don’t know. Tell me.
Lesley: “Dinner’s on me!”

Joke by Lesley R., Clinton, Utah
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Mother: What should we name our son?
Father: Pistachio.
Mother: Who would name their child Pistachio?
Father: A couple of nuts.

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
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Blake: What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?
Kyle: I haven’t a clue.
Blake: A steak with a built-in toothpick!

Joke by Blake R., Hallsville, Tex.
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Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Joke by Danny Z., Sandwich, Mass.
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Daniel: What do a sunburned Scout and a banana have in common?
Joel: I don’t know. What?
Daniel: Neither likes peeling!

Joke by Daniel P., Overland Park, Kan.
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Landon: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Rosalyn: Tell me
Landon: With a cabbage patch!

Joke by Rosalyn G., Altamonte Springs, Fla.
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Jordan: What do bees chew?
Graham: I dunno.
Jordan: Bumble-gum.

Joke by Jordan E., Pleasant Gap, Pa.
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Greg: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Greg: CIA.
Chris: CIA, who?
Greg: CI ate your last doughnut!

Joke by Nathan W., Saginaw, Mich.
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