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SAMUEL: What’s a snake’s favorite class?
DAVID: Tell me.
SAMUEL: Hissstory.

Joke by Samuel K., Lebanon, Pennsylvania 
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A PUNNY BOOK: "The History of Forestry" by Tim Burr.

Joke by Isaac Z., Russell, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Levi: What do you get when you mix history and oil?
Louie: I don’t know.
Levi: Ancient grease.

Joke by Levi B., Bedford, Texas
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Jacob: Which purple king conquered the ancient world?
Ben: Beats me.
Jacob: Alexander the Grape!

Joke by Jacob E., Los Angeles, Calif.
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David: What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck?
Lily: I don’t know.
David: One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face.

Joke by David M., Travelers Rest, S.C.
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Connor: What do you get when you cross a dictator with Mexican food?
Connie: Tell me.
Connor: Burrito Mussolini!

Joke by Connor K., Gaithersburg, Md.
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A book never written: “History of the Battery” by Al K. Line.

Joke by Andrew S., North Caldwell, N.J.
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Drew: Which newspaper did cavemen read?
Jeremy: I dunno.
Drew: The prehistoric times!

Joke by Drew R., Newtown Square, Pa.
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Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

Joke by Billy S., Dover, Mass.
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Tanner: What do you call a medieval place of learning?
Hannah: Beats me.
Tanner: Knight school!

Joke by Tanner S., Nickerson, Kan.
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Tanner: What do you call a medieval place of learning?
Hannah: Beats me.
Tanner: Knight school!

Joke by Tanner S., Nickerson, Kan.
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A book never written: “The History of Laughter” by Chuck Ling.

Joke by Michael C., Marietta, Ga.
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Father: Son, how are your history grades?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean?
Son: Below C-level.

Joke by Ryan K., Brunswick, Ohio
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Tobin: What famous Roman always had a cold?
Tommy: Tell me.
Tobin: Julius Sneezer.

Joke by Tobin S., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!

Joke by Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.
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