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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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ANNA: What is a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
JIMMY: I’m stumped.
ANNA: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois
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ISAAC: What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?
ANTHONY: I don’t know.
ISAAC: Grinchmas!

Joke by Isaac M., Herndon, Virginia
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IAN: What is a polar bear’s favorite movie?
BERLY: What?
IAN: The Polar Express.

Joke by Ian B., Doraville, Georgia
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AIDEN: Where do ghosts make their movies?
AIDEN: Where do ghosts make their movies?
BOB: I don’t know.
AIDEN: At Univer-soul Studios.

Joke by Aiden W., Granite City, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Sam: Which Transformer is the happiest?
Mike: Which one?
Sam: Optimist Prime.

Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington
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Peter: What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
Sammy: I have no idea.
Peter: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke by Peter S., Greenwich, Connecticut
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A punny book: "Making Movies" by Dee Rector.

Joke by Camden K., Hickory, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Derrick Wood
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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David: What’s a fisherman’s favorite kind of movie?
James: Tell me.
David: Row-mance.

Joke by David J., Oceanside, Calif.
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Riley: Why did Godzilla not eat that hotel?
Raven: Why?
Riley: He was trying to cut down on suites!

Joke by Riley F., Lincoln, Neb.
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One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theater.

“I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir,” the manager says.

“Oh, I assure you, he’s very well behaved,” the man says.

“All right then,” the manager says. “If you’re sure. …”

After the movie, the manager says to the man, “I’m very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!”

“Yes, I was surprised, too,” says the man. “He hated the book.”

Joke by Milo S., Richland, Wash.
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