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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A book never written: “PE Class Attire” by Jim Shortz.

Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.
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A book never written: “High Jump” by Lee Ping.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Fla.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daffynition: Quarterback — A small refund.

Joke by Billy N., Charlotte, N.C.
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Noah: What do dogs get flagged for in football?
Jordan: Beats me.
Noah: Roughing!

Joke by Noah J., Hillsborough, N.J.
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A book never written: “How to Do Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks.

Joke by James R., Oakland, N.J.
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Pedro: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Nathan: Tell me.
Pedro: “Hike!”

Joke by Nathan P., Tyler, Texas
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A book never written: “Long Toss” by Chuck King.

Joke by Ian M,, Dearborn, Mich.
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Ryan: What is an elevator’s favorite exercise?
Chris: Tell me.
Ryan: Push-ups!

Joke by Ryan S., Carmel, Ind.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Would seven days without exercise make one weak?”

Joke by Dan H., Beavercreek, Ohio
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A book never written: “BMX Tricks” by Ken E. Makit.

Joke by Nicholas S., Dayton, Ohio
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Austin: Which baseball player makes flapjacks?
Ethan: I don’t know.
Austin: The batter!

Joke by Bradley K., Orlando, Fla.
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Emilio: What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?
Chuck: I don’t know.
Emilio: “I’d like a soft serve, please!”

Joke by Emilio F., Wake Forest, N.C.
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Justin: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?
Jason: Beats me.
Justin: Because she always ran away from the ball!

Joke by Justin R., Hampton Falls, N.H.
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Nathan: What kind of dog cheers at football games?
Baljeet: Hit me with it.
Nathan: A pom-Pomeranian!

Joke by Samuel S., Dallas, Texas
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Parker: What is the best part of a boxer’s joke?
Harper: Tell me.
Parker: The punch line.

Joke by Parker O., Overland Park, Kan.
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Christopher: Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Anthony: Beats me.
Christopher: Because he was the wurst on his team.

Joke by Christopher F., Bellingham, Wash.
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Andrew: How did it feel when the racer crashed through the window?
Gil: I don’t know.
Andrew: Very pane-ful!

Joke by Andrew G., Lexington, Miss.
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