A book never written: “PE Class Attire” by Jim Shortz. Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.0 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “High Jump” by Lee Ping. Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Fla.1 commentsLoading...
Noah: What do dogs get flagged for in football? Jordan: Beats me. Noah: Roughing! Joke by Noah J., Hillsborough, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “How to Do Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks. Joke by James R., Oakland, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What did the quarterback say to the Scout? Nathan: Tell me. Pedro: “Hike!” Joke by Nathan P., Tyler, Texas3 commentsLoading...
Ryan: What is an elevator’s favorite exercise? Chris: Tell me. Ryan: Push-ups! Joke by Ryan S., Carmel, Ind.5 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Would seven days without exercise make one weak?” Joke by Dan H., Beavercreek, Ohio13 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “BMX Tricks” by Ken E. Makit. Joke by Nicholas S., Dayton, Ohio13 commentsLoading...
Austin: Which baseball player makes flapjacks? Ethan: I don’t know. Austin: The batter! Joke by Bradley K., Orlando, Fla.6 commentsLoading...
Emilio: What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? Chuck: I don’t know. Emilio: “I’d like a soft serve, please!” Joke by Emilio F., Wake Forest, N.C.3 commentsLoading...
Justin: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team? Jason: Beats me. Justin: Because she always ran away from the ball! Joke by Justin R., Hampton Falls, N.H.7 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What kind of dog cheers at football games? Baljeet: Hit me with it. Nathan: A pom-Pomeranian! Joke by Samuel S., Dallas, Texas3 commentsLoading...
Parker: What is the best part of a boxer’s joke? Harper: Tell me. Parker: The punch line. Joke by Parker O., Overland Park, Kan.6 commentsLoading...
Christopher: Why did the sausage quit playing baseball? Anthony: Beats me. Christopher: Because he was the wurst on his team. Joke by Christopher F., Bellingham, Wash.2 commentsLoading...
Andrew: How did it feel when the racer crashed through the window? Gil: I don’t know. Andrew: Very pane-ful! Joke by Andrew G., Lexington, Miss.5 commentsLoading...