Laugh at funny Toast jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

ISAIAH: Why didn’t the piece of bread pop out of the toaster?
JAMES: I don’t know.
ISAIAH: It got jammed.

Joke by Isaiah J., Coeur d’Alene, Idaho
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Comic by Johnny Hawkins
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Harper: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Finley: No idea.
Harper: On the dark side.

Joke by Harper O., West Fargo, North Dakota
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Van Scott
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BEN: What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?
CHRIS: I’m stumped.
BEN: “You’re my butter half!”

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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