JAMES: Knock, knock. RON: Who’s there? JAMES: Water. RON: Water, who? JAMES: Water you waiting for? Joke by James P., McKinney, Texas0 commentsLoading...
MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water? MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why? MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze. Joke by Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
RAAGHAV: Knock, knock. JIM: Who’s there? RAAGHAV: Water. JIM: Water, who? RAAGHAV: Water you telling jokes for right now? Don’t you have things to do? Joke by Raaghav K., Fremont, California0 commentsLoading...
Justin: Why did the melon jump into the lake? Janet: I’m not sure. Justin: It wanted to be a watermelon. Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “Where’s the water?” Tom asked dryly. Joke by Breece O., College Station, Texas0 commentsLoading...
JOEY: Why do scuba divers roll backward into the water? MAX: I haven’t the foggiest. JOEY: Because if they rolled forward, they’d still be in the boat. Joke by Joey M., Wautoma, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
Nolan: Which baseball player likes water the most? Arie: I don’t know. Which one? Nolan: The pitcher! Joke by Nolan D., New Lenox, Illinois4 commentsLoading...
Marcus: If H2O is the formula for water, what’s the formula for ice? Martin: What? Marcus: H2O cubed. Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio2 commentsLoading...
Lisa: What do you call a melted snowman? Paul: What? Lisa: Water. Joke by Lisa W., Sacramento, California0 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “If you melt dry ice into a pool, can you swim without getting wet?” Joke by Weston L., Hartsville, S.C.10 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “The Water Cycle” by Eve Aporate. Joke by Juan E., Highwood, Ill.8 commentsLoading...