6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

AYN: What does Superman use to protect his spaceship from supernovas?
JOHN: I’m not sure.
AYN: Super glue.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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JOHN: Do you know how a hamburger wears its hair?
WALKER: No. How?
JOHN: In a bun!

Joke by John N., Grand Junction, Colorado
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BRAD: Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
EDDIE: No idea.
BRAD: The outside.

Joke by Brad W., Englewood, Colorado
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CAYLEE: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
BAILEY: Why?
CAYLEE: Because it was soda-pressing.

Joke by Caylee J., Olathe, Kansas
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NOLAN: Why did the detective stay in bed?
JONATHAN: Tell me.
NOLAN: Because he was undercover.

Joke by Nolan U., Charlotte, North Carolina
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WESTON: What did the teddy bear say when it finished eating?
CARL: I don’t know.
WESTON: “I’m stuffed.”

Joke by Weston H., Stanfield, North Carolina
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MARIANO: What do you give a dog with a fever?
MICHAEL: What?
MARIANO: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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ODIN: What seasoning makes the best dad?
LILLY: I’m stumped.
ODIN: Pop-rika.

Joke by Odin H., Kiln, Mississippi
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ALASTAIR: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
MATILDA: I have no idea.
ALASTAIR: Towels.

Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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RAY: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?
JAMIE: I don’t know.
RAY: “Zip it.”

Joke by Ray M., Ephrata, Pennsylvania
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GABRIEL: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
JAKE: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: “That test was as easy as pie.”

Joke by Gabriel S., San Diego, California
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LIZZY: How does an elevator know it’s sick?
JENNIFER: How?
LIZZY: When it’s coming down with something.

Joke by Lizzy D., Chardon, Ohio
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A PUNNY BOOK: Desserts From Around the World by Tira Misu.

Joke by Adelyn J., Spring, Texas
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TOMMY: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
ROCCO: What?
TOMMY: A pouch potato.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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SAMUEL: What did the pepper say to the salt?
BRYAN: What?
SAMUEL: “Season’s greetings.”

Joke by Samuel W., North Platte, Nebraska
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SYDNEY: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
RACHEL: I haven’t the foggiest.
SYDNEY: Squash.

Joke by Sydney P., Stow, Ohio
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KELLAN: What do you call a terrifying bird?
HANK: I’m stumped.
KELLAN: A scarecrow.

Joke by Kellan O., Edmonds, Washington
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NOLAN: What kind of tests do zombies take?
BENNETT: I don’t know. What kind?
NOLAN: No-brainers.

Joke by Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
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HEATHER: Why do bees have sticky hair?
JANE: I don’t know.
HEATHER: Because they use honeycombs.

Joke by Heather M., Merritt Island, Florida
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GREGORY: Why do I think that turkeys might be trolls?
SAMUEL: No idea.
GREGORY: Because they’re always goblin.

Joke by Gregory H., Hammonton, New Jersey
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LUKE: Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
SERGIO: Tell me.
LUKE: Sir Cumference.

Joke by Luke M., Austin, Texas
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BRANDON: Why does the light bulb like to give advice?
TYRESE: I have no idea.
BRANDON: Because it always has a bright idea.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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CURREN: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
CRAIG: What about it?
CURREN: It has great food but no atmosphere.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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THOMAS: What kind of doctor does a Barbie go to?
KYLE: I’m not sure.
THOMAS: A plastic surgeon.

Joke by Thomas G., Morton, Pennsylvania
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QUINN: What do you call a bunny with fleas?
DANIEL: Tell me.
QUINN: Bugs Bunny.

Joke by Quinn R., St. Peters, Missouri
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