6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground.

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin
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London: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Roman: Not sure.
London: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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A punny book: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.

Joke by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, California
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KATHRYN: What did the moon say to calm the sun when it feared the eclipse?
TANYA: I don’t know.
KATHRYN: “Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.”

Joke by Kathryn N., East Brunswick, New Jersey
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JOSH: Want to hear my construction joke?
JADE: Sure!
JOSH: Sorry, I’m still working on it.

Joke by Josh K., Smithfield, Rhode Island
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TAYLOR: What do mermaids wash their fins with?
PEYTON: I’m stumped.
TAYLOR: Tide.

Joke by Taylor E., Tempe, Arizona
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Robin: How do trees access the internet?
Jaden: Tell me.
Robin: They log in.

Joke by Robin W., San Jose, California
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CHRISTOPHER: What did the detective say when he couldn’t crack the case?
MARCUS: I haven’t the foggiest clue.
CHRISTOPHER: Wow. That’s right!

Joke by Christopher M., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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Henry: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the game?
Mandy: Why?
Henry: Because he heard the stakes were high.

Joke by Henry N., Independence, Minnesota
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ADALYNN: Where is the best place to grow a garden in the school?
KAREN: Where?
ADALYNN: In kinder-garden.

Joke by Adalynn D., Fonda, Iowa
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MATILDA: What did the Scout say to the fish?
FAITH: What?
MATILDA: “Catch you later.”

Joke by Matilda M., Dallas, Texas
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MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
AVERY: Tell me.
MARIANO: A moo-sician.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Alastair: Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Joshua: I’m not sure.
Alastair: Because it was dead.

Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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QUINTEN: What do you call a baby who loves the Super Bowl?
DAVID: I’m stumped.
QUINTEN: Vince Lombaby.

Joke by Quinten C. , Pasadena, Maryland
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Jackson: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jackson: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Jackson W., Ballwin, Missouri
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Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Arya.
Peter: Arya, who?
Benjamin: Arya going to open the door?

Joke by Benjamin B., Oak Park, California
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JAMES: What did one bee say to the other bee?
FRANCIS: What?
JAMES: Nothing! They just danced.

Joke by James H., Manassas, Virginia
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ALEX: Why did the zombie cross the road?
DAVID: I don’t know.
ALEX: To get to the dead end.

Joke by Alex W., Lincoln, Nebraska
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JACQUELINE: In what state do the greatest archery champions live?
MASON: I don’t know.
JACQUELINE: Arrow-zona.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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BRANDON: What’s hard to deal with?
SEAN: Tell me.
BRANDON: A deck of cards that’s glued together.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why?
MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

Joke by Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina
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Quinn: Knock, knock.
Ron: Who’s there?
Quinn: Jess.
Ron: Jess, who?
Quinn: Jess me and my shadow.

Joke by Curtis C., Frankfort, Illinois
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JARED: Why did the Scoutmaster call software testers when insects invaded his tent?
TAMMY: Tell me.
JARED: They know how to get rid of bugs.

Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri
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TOM SWIFTIE: “What’s with all the excitement around the beehive?” Tom buzzed.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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REZA: How do you make seven an even number?
MINA: How?
REZA: Take away the “s.”

Joke by Reza B., San Diego, California
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