6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Todd: I can’t sleep.

Rod: Lie down in the fireplace. You’ll sleep like a log!

Joke by Rohan B., Walnut Creek, Calif.
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A book never written: “Detective Stories” by Watts E. Dunn.

Joke by Hari R., San Jose, Calif.
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Dan: Knock, knock.

Ann: Who’s there?

Dan: Offer.

Ann: Offer, who?

Dan: Offer got my key. Unlock the door!

Joke by Daniel D. B., Fort Collins, Colo.
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Billy: Clocks are dangerous.

Bob: Really? You must be joking.

Billy: No. My clock just struck two.

Joke by Raymond E. M., Memphis, Tenn.
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Tom Swiftie: Tom chimed in, “Those bells are too loud!”

Joke by Conner V., Chico, Calif.
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Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Ordep: What?

Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”

Joke by Svenju B., Shawnee, Okla.
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Pedro: What kind of lights did Noah bring on the ark?

The Boss: I don’t know. What?

Pedro: Floodlights.

Joke by Austin V., Hastings, Minn.
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Nathan: What did one flea say to the other flea?

Jordan: I don’t know. What?

Nathan: “Shall we walk or take the cat?”

Joke by John D., San Antonio, Tex.
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Mel: Knock, knock.

Del: Who’s there?

Mel: Shelby.

Del: Shelby, who?

Mel: Shelby comin’ around the mountain when she comes.

Joke by Shelby T. L., Chesapeake, Va.
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Matt: What did the five chicks say before they hatched?

Mutt: What?

Matt: “Let’s get crackin’!”

Joke by Matt H., Edina, Minn.
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Nathan: What does a rich chicken say?

Raymond: I don’t know. What?

Nathan: “Buck! Buck!”

Joke by Nathan B., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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Bill: I predict I’m going to be in the book of world records.

Bo: Really? What did you do?

Bill: I finished this jigsaw puzzle in under a week.

Bo: What’s so great about that?

Bill: The box says “2 to 3 years.”

Joke by Steve G., Woods Cross, Utah
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Remington: What day will never come?

Winchester: I don’t know. What?

Remington: Tomorrow.

Joke by Remington M., Columbus, Wis.
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Teacher: Johnny, please use the word “account” in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.”

Joke by Scott M., Lyons, Ohio
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Caleb: Knock, knock.

Colin: Who’s there?

Caleb: Panther.

Colin: Panther, who?

Caleb: Panther no panths, I’m going swimming!

Joke by Caleb W., Portland, Ore.
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Jim: Knock, knock.

Tim: Who’s there?

Jim: Icy.

Tim: Icy, who?

Jim: Icy your eyes through the peephole.

Joke by Ryan W., Rome, N.Y.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m proud to be a Californian,” Tom stated.

Joke by Colin R., Twin Falls, Idaho
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Seth: What did one plate say to the other plate?

Beth: What?

Seth: “Lunch is on me!”

Joke by John S., Galena, Md.
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Son: There’s a man at the door collecting for the community swimming pool.

Dad: O.K. Give him a glass of water.

Joke by T.J. C., Atkins, Iowa
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Tom: What does every fisherman want?

Terry: What?

Tom: A gillfriend.

Joke by Tommy Lee S., Warren, Pa.
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Jake: If a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?

Blake: Green bricks?

Jake: No, glass!

Joke by Jacob Y., Bakersfield, Calif.
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Spot: What happens to dogs that run behind cars?

Fido: What?

Spot: They end up exhausted.

Joke by Abhishek P., Gurnee, Ill.
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A book never written: “Can I Borrow Your Pencil?” by Noah U. Kant.

Joke by David S., West Chester, Pa.
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John: What did one angry hiker say to the other?

Paul: What?

John: “Get lost!”

Joke by Pier P., Secaucus, N.J.
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Shawn: What do you call a cow that eats grass?

Shane: What?

Shawn: A lawn mooer.

Joke by Shawn B., Murphyboro, Ill.
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