6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words "letter carrier" in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma'am. "My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage."

Joke by Brian G., Poestenkill, N.Y.
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Spencer: What did the guitar say to the stone?

Crystal: What?

Spencer: "Rock on."

Joke by Spencer K., Memphis, Mo.
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A book never written: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.

Joke by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, Calif.
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Austin: What did Delaware?

Bob: What?

Austin: A brand New Jersey.

Joke by Brian D., Rockport, Tex.
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A book never written: "Working With Numbers" by I. Ken Adam.

Joke by Scott G., San Jacinto, Calif.
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Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?

Ned: I don't know. What?

Ted: Giraffic Park!

Joke by Nicholas B., De Pere, Wis.
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Robert: What do cannibals eat at parties?

Ben: What?

Robert: Buttered host.

Joke by Robert T., Sand Springs, Okla.
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A book never written: "I Love Crowds" by Morris Merrier.

Joke by Kevin D., Goshen, N.Y.
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Suzan: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work?

Howard: What?

Suzan: "I could get canned for this!"

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Geography teacher: What are the names of the small rivers that run into the Nile?

Student: The juve-niles.

Joke by Jordan B., Fairfax, Va.
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A book never written: "Over the Counter" by Ben A. Dryll.

Joke by Christian W., Orlando, Fla.
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Tom: How do mad scientists freshen their breath?

Jerry: Beats me.

Tom: With experi-mints!

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Tex.
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Tim: How deep should a frog pond be?

Jim: Knee deep. Knee deep.

Joke by Mitchell W., Fayetteville, Ga.
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A book never written: "Exploring New Places" by Ben Thare.

Joke by Ryan L., Carmel, Ind.
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Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

Adam: Why?

Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Joke by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.
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Man: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.

Waiter: Yessir, it's fresh ground.

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.
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Gabriel: What did the remote do when the TV asked her out on a date?

Daniel: What?

Gabriel: She turned him down!

Joke by Gabriel F., Medford, Ore.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "Shouldn't an air and space museum be empty?"

Joke by Andrew S., Hooksett, N.H.
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A book never written: "101 Facts About Baseball" by Dusty Fields.

Joke by Nick W., Indianapolis, Ind.
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Tom Swiftie: "Why do you read those tabloids?" Tom inquired.

Joke by Samuel B., Fairfax, Va.
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Chubb: Why are miners so solitary?

Westy: Because they're always mining their own business.

Joke by Chris H., Louisville, Ky.
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Jon: If a gardener has a green thumb and a banker has a gold thumb, who has a black-and-blue thumb?

Jake: I don't know. Who?

Jon: A carpenter.

Joke by Jonathan B., Chickamauga, Ga.
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Lindsey: What do you call a fake noodle?

Ashley: What?

Lindsey: An im-pasta!

Joke by Lindsey B., Dayton, Tex.
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A book never written: "Writing Excellent Poems" by Stan Zaas.

Joke by Bryce M., Kaneohe, Hawaii
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Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Tom: What kind?

Chas: Plymouth Rock!

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.
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