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Daffynition: Going against the grain -- Being on a no-carb diet.

Joke by Brian S., Charlotte, N.C.
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Karen: What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

Dan: What?

Karen: A convertible with a big trunk!

Joke by Karen D., Miami, Fla.
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A book never written: "The Scout Symbol" by Flora D. Lee.

Joke by Christian L., Manchester, Tenn.
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Tom Swiftie: "Didn't you see the train?" Tom steamed.

Joke by Isaac S., Nevada, Iowa
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Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having?

Hal: What do you mean?

Al: It's raining cats and dogs!

Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
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A book never written: "A Joke Book" by R. U. Sirius.

Joke by Bilbo S., Albuquerque, N.M.
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Teacher: Why are you wearing so much makeup today?

Jade: I thought you said we were having a makeup test!

Joke by Brandon R., Terrytown, La.
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Mom: What did you do at school today?

Mark: We did a guessing game.

Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.

Mark: That's right!

Joke by Adam P., Wichita, Kan.
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Rolf: What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?

Chris: What?

Rolf: Hawaiian Punch!

Joke by Rolf H., Miami, Fla.
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Customer: Do you serve crabs here?

Waiter: We serve everyone. Sit right down.

Joke by Josh G., Brentwood, Tenn.
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Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Joke by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.
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Daffynition: Vegetarian -- Native American word for "poor hunter."

Joke by Zachary M., Amarillo, Tex.
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Braden: What kind of car does a snake drive?

Hayden: What?

Braden: An Ana-Honda!

Joke by Braden W., Prior Lake, Minn.
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Glen: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Ken: What?

Glen: Cock-a-poodle-doo!

Joke by Glen W., Palm Bay, Fla.
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David: Why are pigs bad drivers?

Maia: Uhh -- why?

David: They hog the road!

Joke by Joel M., West Bloomfield, Mich.
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A book never written: "I Get It!" by Mrs. DePoint.

Joke by Stephen R., Livonia, Mich.
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A book never written: "How to Lay the Blame" by Pedro S. Fault.

Joke by Thomas N., Pataskala, Ohio
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Philip: What did one slice of bread say to the other?

Elva: What?

Philip: "Stop loafing around!"

Joke by Philip K., Corning, N.Y.
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Dave: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

Larry: What?

Dave: The letter "h."

Joke by Kevin K., Orland Park, Ill.
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Quinn: Knock, knock.

Ron: Who's there?

Quinn: Jess.

Ron: Jess, who?

Quinn: Jess me and my shadow.

Joke by Curtis C., Frankfort, Ill.
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A book never written: "The Splendor of Autumn" by Ray King.

Joke by Zachary L., Rockville, Md.
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Bob: When do trees fall?

Joe: No clue. When?

Bob: SepTEMBER!

Joke by Mackenzie B., Vestavia Hills, Ala.
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Daffynition: Fireproof -- the boss's son.

Joke by Josh K., Lexington, Mass.
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