6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Chris: What is a dog’s favorite part of a journey?
Joel: What?
Chris: Embarking.

Joke by Chris L., Overland Park, Kansas
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Nathan: What’s green and fuzzy and would really hurt if it fell out of a tree?
Samuel: I haven’t the foggiest.
Nathan: A pool table.

Joke by Fairhope, Alabama, Nathan V.
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Customer: I refuse to eat this sandwich. Will you get the manager?
Waiter: That’s no use. He won’t eat it, either.

Joke by Seth H., Butler, Missouri
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Ian: What is worse than ﬁnding a worm in your apple?
Bryce: Tell me.
Ian: Finding half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Ian B., Palm Harbor, Florida
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Archer: Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Timmy: Why?
Archer: Because a corner is 90 degrees.

Joke by Archer S., Conyers, Georgia
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Matthew: Want to hear a construction joke?
Chet: OK.
Matthew: Never mind. It still needs some work.

Joke by Matthew R., Oakley , California
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Jack: Why couldn’t the Scouts find the missing playing card?
Dylan: I have no idea.
Jack: It got lost in the shuﬄe.

Joke by Jack R., Oak Ridge, North Carolina
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A punny book: "Chopping 101" by Julie Enning.

Joke by Margaux D., Arvada, Colorado
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Andrew: What has three feet but no legs?
Cameron: I don’t know.
Andrew: A yard stick!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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A punny book: "How to Make Pasta" by Al Dente.

Joke by Jonah D., Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Ben: What do you call a kind and considerate monster?
Jonathan: What?
Ben: A complete failure.

Joke by Benjamin M., Rancho Cordova, California
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Matt: Which is the thirstiest ocean on the planet?
Evan: Which one?
Matt: The Gulp of Mexico.

Joke by Matthew R., Vicksburg, Mich.
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Joey: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a mufﬂer?
Ross: No. What happened?
Joey: He woke up exhausted.

Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan
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Joe: Why do melons have such fancy weddings?
Timmy: Why?
Joe: Because they cantaloupe.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna?
Phoenix: I have no idea.
Gus: A golden receiver.

Joke by Cyrus S., Olentangy, Ohio
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Timmy: What did the daddy buﬀalo say to its son before it left for school?
Bob: Beats me.
Timmy: “Bison.”

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills, Michigan
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Steven: I’m so good at sleeping.
Ryan: How do you know?
Steven: I can do it with my eyes closed.

Joke by Steven C., Wildwood, Missouri
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Frodo: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Sam: I don’t know.
Frodo: If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia
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Mike: What’s orange and sounds like parrot?
Dan: I don’t know.
Mike: A carrot.

Joke by Michael W., New Concord, Kentucky
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Zachary: What do you call a smart person in Hawaii?
Chad: I have no idea.
Zachary: An acadamia nut.

Joke by Zachary S., Pﬂugerville, Texas
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Christopher: What do you get when you mix a rabbit and a tornado?
Bryan: What?
Christopher: A furricane.

Joke by Christopher H., McKinney, Texas
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Tim: What does a cactus wear to a business meeting?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Tim: A cac-tie.

Joke by Logan S., Columbus, Ohio
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Agzam: Why do bees have such sticky hair?
Bert: Why?
Agzam: Because they use honeycombs.

Joke by Agzam D., Germantown, Tennessee
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Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game?
Paul: Haven’t got a clue.
Josh: All the fans left.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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A punny book: "Woodwind Instruments" by Clara Nett.

Joke by Matthias G., Cincinnati, Ohio
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