Laugh at funny Dog jokes and comics for kids

Joe: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
Tom: What did you do?
Joe: I took its bike away.

Joke by Brandon R., Oxford, Kansas
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Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Dylan: Hailing taxis.

Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by James Estes
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Evan: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Cullen: I don’t know.
Evan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang.

Joke by Evan B., Davidson, North Carolina
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Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
Jackie: I don’t know. What?
Sam: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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Dylan: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Cooper: I haven’t the foggiest.
Dylan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang.

Joke by Dylan G., Southampton, New York
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Stephen: Where does a dog park its car?
Jaden: I don’t know.
Stephen: In the barking lot.

Joke by Stephen T., Fort Wainwright, Alaska
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Neighbor: Does your dog bite?
Sam: No.
Neighbor: Then how do you feed it?

Joke by Sam M., Sartell, Minnesota
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Austin: Did you hear about the app that translates what dogs are saying?
Walt: No. How is it?
Austin: The translation is a bit ruff.

Joke by Cole S., Woodstock, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Tom: What medicine do you give a dog with a fever?
Mom: I have no idea.
Tom: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Joke by Alan A., Houston, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by ThomasToons
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A punny book: "Dog Muzzle" by Justin Casey Howls.

Joke by Holden E., Murphysboro, Illinois
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Chris: What is a dog’s favorite part of a journey?
Joel: What?
Chris: Embarking.

Joke by Chris L., Overland Park, Kansas
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Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna?
Phoenix: I have no idea.
Gus: A golden receiver.

Joke by Cyrus S., Olentangy, Ohio
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Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna?
Phoenix: I have no idea.
Gus: A golden receiver.

Joke by Cyrus S., Olentangy, Ohio
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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William: I have a pet tree.
Hunter: How is it?
William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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