William: I have a pet tree. Hunter: How is it? William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter. Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire0 commentsLoading...
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.” Joke by Daniel H., Caledonia, Michigan14 commentsLoading...
Mike: How are dogs like phones? Kevin: How? Mike: They both have collar I.D. Joke by Mike A., Genoa, Ill.3 commentsLoading...
Isabella: What do you call two young dogs that work in a library? Zac: I dunno. Isabella: Hush puppies. Joke by Zac J., Knightdale, N.C.0 commentsLoading...
Michael: What do a dog and a tree have in common? Mick: I don’t know. Michael: Their bark! Joke by Michael H., Shreveport, La.2 commentsLoading...
Adam: Do you know how to identify a dogwood tree? Christian: No. How? Adam: By its bark. Joke by Adam B., Blue Grass, Iowa6 commentsLoading...
Jason: Where does a dog hate to shop? Todd: Where? Jason: The flea market! Joke by Jason M., Manville, R.I.0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I can’t find my dog,” Tom howled. Joke by Isaac T., East Grand Forks, Minn.0 commentsLoading...
Kameron: What’s smarter than a talking dog? Howard: What? Kameron: A spelling bee! Joke by Kameron R., Atascadero, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Colby: What is a vampire’s favorite type of dog? Marty: What? Colby: A bloodhound! Joke by Colby C., Deer Park, Wash.3 commentsLoading...
Paul: Where do dogs refuse to go? Marcus: I don’t know. Paul: The flea market. Joke by Paul P., Becida, Minn.0 commentsLoading...