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William: I have a pet tree.
Hunter: How is it?
William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room.

Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor
comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.

“This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!”

“No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”

Joke by Daniel H., Caledonia, Michigan
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Comic by Thomastoons
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Mike: How are dogs like phones?
Kevin: How?
Mike: They both have collar I.D.

Joke by Mike A., Genoa, Ill.
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Isabella: What do you call two young dogs that work in a library?
Zac: I dunno.
Isabella: Hush puppies.

Joke by Zac J., Knightdale, N.C.
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Michael: What do a dog and a tree have in common?
Mick: I don’t know.
Michael: Their bark!

Joke by Michael H., Shreveport, La.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Adam: Do you know how to identify a dogwood tree?
Christian: No. How?
Adam: By its bark.

Joke by Adam B., Blue Grass, Iowa
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Comic by Vahan Shirvanian
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Jason: Where does a dog hate to shop?
Todd: Where?
Jason: The flea market!

Joke by Jason M., Manville, R.I.
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Tom Swiftie: “I can’t find my dog,” Tom howled.

Joke by Isaac T., East Grand Forks, Minn.
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Kameron: What’s smarter than a talking dog?
Howard: What?
Kameron: A spelling bee!

Joke by Kameron R., Atascadero, Calif.
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Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Colby: What is a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
Marty: What?
Colby: A bloodhound!

Joke by Colby C., Deer Park, Wash.
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Paul: Where do dogs refuse to go?
Marcus: I don’t know.
Paul: The flea market.

Joke by Paul P., Becida, Minn.
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