Ken: What do you call a cheerleading dog? Riack: I don’t know. Ken: A “pom-pomeranian!” Joke by Dhiren M., Mansfield, Mass.1 commentsLoading...
Gerik: Why do you have to be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Derek: I don’t know. Gerik: So you don’t step in a poodle! Joke by Gerik M., Nevada City, Calif.7 commentsLoading...
Braden: How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs? Cliff: I don’t know. Braden: When you step in a poodle. Joke by Braden S., Manhattan, Kan.4 commentsLoading...
Joshua: What is a scientist’s favorite kind of dog? Craig: What? Joshua: A lab! Joke by Joshua S., East Wenatchee, Wash.5 commentsLoading...
Logan: What is Dracula’s favorite type of dog? Nick: I don’t know. Logan: A bloodhound! Joke by Logan V., Livermore, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Garrett: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Clay: I haven’t a clue. Garrett: He wanted to get a long little doggy! Joke by Garrett P., Amarillo, Texas4 commentsLoading...
Tom: Which tree has the most bark? Ty: I don’t know. Tom: A dogwood. Joke by Tyler T., Robbins, N.C.6 commentsLoading...
Noah: What do dogs get flagged for in football? Jordan: Beats me. Noah: Roughing! Joke by Noah J., Hillsborough, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Bryan: What’s a mad scientist’s favorite kind of dog? Brad: Beats me. Bryan: A lab! Joke by Bryan M., Waseca, Minn.7 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What kind of dog cheers at football games? Baljeet: Hit me with it. Nathan: A pom-Pomeranian! Joke by Samuel S., Dallas, Texas3 commentsLoading...
Charles: What did the farmer say when his dog stole corn? Thomas: Beats me. Charles: “Aw, shucks.” Joke by Charles W., Carrollton, Ga.12 commentsLoading...
Nat: What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? Julia: I dunno. Nat: One wears a suit; the other just pants. Joke by Nathan N., Aurora, Ill.9 commentsLoading...
Ryen: What do you call a canine in winter? Thomas: I haven’t a clue. Ryen: “Chilidog.” Joke by Ryen D., Kernersville, N.C.3 commentsLoading...
Adam: What is your dog’s favorite breakfast? Ben: I haven’t a clue. Adam: Pooched eggs! Joke by Adam P., Wayne, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Tell the dog to be quiet!” Tom barked. Joke by Jonathan E., Gaithersburg, Md.8 commentsLoading...
Man: Doctor, I think I’m becoming a dog! Doctor: Just relax. Have a seat, and I’ll help you. Man: But doctor, I’m not allowed on the furniture! Joke by Lee J., Galveston, Texas4 commentsLoading...
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he said. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “He’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.” Joke by Aaron K., Williamsport, Md.25 commentsLoading...
Noah: Knock, knock! Jonah: Who’s there? Noah: Howl. Jonah: Howl, who? Noah: Howl you know unless you open the door? Joke by Noah B., Waukee, Iowa5 commentsLoading...
Tobin: What do you call a poodle in the sauna? Robin: Beats me. Tobin: A hot dog. Joke by Tobin S., Colorado Springs, Colo.5 commentsLoading...
Dana: What should a man know before trying to teach a dog tricks? Rover: I have no idea. Dana: More than the dog! Joke by Dana P., Shrewsbury, N.J.6 commentsLoading...
Logan: Why was the dog so good at coloring between the lines? Matt: I have no idea. Logan: It was a border collie! Joke by Logan P., Marietta, Ga.8 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Can you teach a new dog old tricks?” Joke by Sean H., Concord, N.C.2 commentsLoading...
Nick: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face? Sam: Tell me. Nick: Because it’s the scenter! Joke by Nicholas B., Santa Maria, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Andrew: Wow! It’s raining cats and dogs. Brian: How can you tell? Andrew: I just stepped in a poodle. Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.6 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What animal keeps the best time? Ryan: I haven’t a clue. Andrew: A watchdog. Joke by Andrew P., Greenville, Tex.7 commentsLoading...
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