Laugh at funny Dog jokes and comics for kids

Nick: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face?
Sam: Tell me.
Nick: Because it’s the scenter!

Joke by Nicholas B., Santa Maria, Calif.
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Andrew: Wow! It’s raining cats and dogs.
Brian: How can you tell?
Andrew: I just stepped in a poodle.

Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
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Andrew: What animal keeps the best time?
Ryan: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: A watchdog.

Joke by Andrew P., Greenville, Tex.
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Andrew: What animal keeps the best time?
Ryan: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: A watchdog.

Joke by Andrew P., Greenville, Tex.
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Andrew: My poor dog doesn’t have a nose.
Joe: How does she smell?
Andrew: Terrible!

Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
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Ryan: What do you get when you cross a dog with a penny?
Frank: I dunno.
Ryan: A copper spaniel.

Joke by Ryan H., Lake Mills, Wis.
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Andy: Where do dogs park their cars?
Al: Where?
Andy: In the barking lot.

Joke by Andrew A., Lexington, S.C.
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Carl: What do you call a dog that can find a lost remote?
Chris: Tell me.
Carl: “Man’s best friend!”

Joke by Carl B., Palm City, Fla.
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Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!

Joke by Tyler H., Folsom, Calif.
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Zachary: What animal keeps the best time?
Jared: Beats me.
Zachary: A watchdog!

Joke by Zachary D., Greer, S.C.
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Anna: What sort of car does a rancher’s dog drive?
Albert: I haven’t a clue.
Anna: A Range Rover!

Joke by Annalise T., Jupiter, Fla.
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Jordan: What is a dog’s favorite food?
Mike: Tell me.
Jordan: Collie-flower!

Joke by Jordan K., Bowie, Md.
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Mailman: That dog bit me on the arm.
Mailburro: Did you put anything on it?
Mailman: No. I think he liked it plain!

Joke by Daniel V., Carpentersville, Ill.
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Mailman: That dog bit me on the arm.
Mailburro: Did you put anything on it?
Mailman: No. I think he liked it plain!

Joke by Daniel V., Carpentersville, Ill.
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Jim: Why are you crying?
Joe: My dog’s lost.
Jim: I’ll help you put up posters if you want.
Joe: No, it won’t help.
Jim: Why not?
Joe: My dog can’t read!

Joke by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
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John: What do you call a dog that is always getting into fights?
Justin: Beats me.
John: A boxer!

Joke by Daniel P., Elizabethtown, Ky.
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A book never written: “It’s a Dog’s Life” by Barry A. Bone.

Joke by Grant H., Chesterfield, Mo.
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Tom Swiftie: “Get that dog off my lawn,” Tom barked.

Joke by Justin F., Canton, Conn.
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Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.
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Bulldog: Would you like to play hide and seek?
Dalmatian: No, I’ve already been spotted.

Joke by Jarod B., Cadiz, Ky
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Grant: What do you call a dog that digs up bones?
Bryce: What?
Grant: A bark-aeologist!

Joke by Grant and Bryce S., Baraboo, Wis.
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Sarah: How can you tell if your sled dog has been overeating?
Tony: How?
Sarah: He’ll be husky!

Joke by Sarah D., Provo, Utah
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Daffynition: Melancholy— A dog that eats cantaloupes.

Joke by Rob P., Glenside, PA.
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Counselor: This is a dogwood tree.
Ben: How do you know?
Counselor: By its bark.

Joke by Michael K., Lanham, Md.
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Fred: Why did the dachshund go under the shady tree?
Ned: Why?
Fred: Because he was a hot dog!

Joke by Jonathan B., Clanton, Ala.
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