Andrew: What animal keeps the best time? Ryan: I haven’t a clue. Andrew: A watchdog. Joke by Andrew P., Greenville, Tex.6 commentsLoading...
Andrew: My poor dog doesn’t have a nose. Joe: How does she smell? Andrew: Terrible! Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.2 commentsLoading...
Ryan: What do you get when you cross a dog with a penny? Frank: I dunno. Ryan: A copper spaniel. Joke by Ryan H., Lake Mills, Wis.3 commentsLoading...
Andy: Where do dogs park their cars? Al: Where? Andy: In the barking lot. Joke by Andrew A., Lexington, S.C.5 commentsLoading...
Carl: What do you call a dog that can find a lost remote? Chris: Tell me. Carl: “Man’s best friend!” Joke by Carl B., Palm City, Fla.7 commentsLoading...
Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe? Tommy: I don’t know. What? Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes! Joke by Tyler H., Folsom, Calif.5 commentsLoading...
Zachary: What animal keeps the best time? Jared: Beats me. Zachary: A watchdog! Joke by Zachary D., Greer, S.C.6 commentsLoading...
Anna: What sort of car does a rancher’s dog drive? Albert: I haven’t a clue. Anna: A Range Rover! Joke by Annalise T., Jupiter, Fla.10 commentsLoading...
Jordan: What is a dog’s favorite food? Mike: Tell me. Jordan: Collie-flower! Joke by Jordan K., Bowie, Md.2 commentsLoading...
Mailman: That dog bit me on the arm. Mailburro: Did you put anything on it? Mailman: No. I think he liked it plain! Joke by Daniel V., Carpentersville, Ill.5 commentsLoading...
Mailman: That dog bit me on the arm. Mailburro: Did you put anything on it? Mailman: No. I think he liked it plain! Joke by Daniel V., Carpentersville, Ill.2 commentsLoading...
Jim: Why are you crying? Joe: My dog’s lost. Jim: I’ll help you put up posters if you want. Joe: No, it won’t help. Jim: Why not? Joe: My dog can’t read! Joke by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.4 commentsLoading...
John: What do you call a dog that is always getting into fights? Justin: Beats me. John: A boxer! Joke by Daniel P., Elizabethtown, Ky.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “It’s a Dog’s Life” by Barry A. Bone. Joke by Grant H., Chesterfield, Mo.3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Get that dog off my lawn,” Tom barked. Joke by Justin F., Canton, Conn.1 commentsLoading...
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Brandon: I give up. Trey: Frostbite. Joke by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.4 commentsLoading...
Bulldog: Would you like to play hide and seek? Dalmatian: No, I’ve already been spotted. Joke by Jarod B., Cadiz, Ky5 commentsLoading...
Grant: What do you call a dog that digs up bones? Bryce: What? Grant: A bark-aeologist! Joke by Grant and Bryce S., Baraboo, Wis.5 commentsLoading...
Sarah: How can you tell if your sled dog has been overeating? Tony: How? Sarah: He’ll be husky! Joke by Sarah D., Provo, Utah2 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Melancholy— A dog that eats cantaloupes. Joke by Rob P., Glenside, PA.2 commentsLoading...
Counselor: This is a dogwood tree. Ben: How do you know? Counselor: By its bark. Joke by Michael K., Lanham, Md.9 commentsLoading...
Fred: Why did the dachshund go under the shady tree? Ned: Why? Fred: Because he was a hot dog! Joke by Jonathan B., Clanton, Ala.7 commentsLoading...
Austin: What is a dog’s favorite car to chase? Elyse: I don’t know. What? Austin: A CATillac! Joke by Austin F., Marysville, Wash.11 commentsLoading...
Mrs. Colfax-Blanton went to a pet shop and saw a beautiful dog. “May I please have that husky for my son?” she asked. “Sorry,” the cashier replied. “We don’t trade.” Joke by Riaz R., Niskayuna, N.Y.60 commentsLoading...
Daffy: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Taffi: What? Daffy: Hailing taxis! Joke by Erik E., East Lansing, Mich.6 commentsLoading...
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