GOODHUE: What do you call a cow with no legs? KERIN: No idea. GOODHUE: Ground beef. Joke by Goodhue B., Austin, Texas0 commentsLoading...
LEVI: Why don’t you eat chili in the wintertime? LUCAS: Tell me. LEVI: Because it would make you colder. Joke by Christian W., Victoria, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
ANDY: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple? TOM: No idea. ANDY: Having half a worm in your apple. Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
JOHN: Do you know how a hamburger wears its hair? WALKER: No. How? JOHN: In a bun! Joke by John N., Grand Junction, Colorado0 commentsLoading...
WESTON: What did the teddy bear say when it finished eating? CARL: I don’t know. WESTON: “I’m stuffed.” Joke by Weston H., Stanfield, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
MARIANO: What do you give a dog with a fever? MICHAEL: What? MARIANO: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog. Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
SYDNEY: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? RACHEL: I haven’t the foggiest. SYDNEY: Squash. Joke by Sydney P., Stow, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
CURREN: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? CRAIG: What about it? CURREN: It has great food but no atmosphere. Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
TALIA: What do ghosts like to eat? LEORA: I’m clueless. TALIA: Spook-ghetti. Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer. KEVIN: Why not? NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes. Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington0 commentsLoading...
JASON: What is math’s favorite food? CHRIS: Tell me. JASON: Pi! Joke by Jason C., Davis, California0 commentsLoading...
CRAIG: What do you call mustard that has been on the floor? REMY: No clue. CRAIG: Ground mustard. Joke by Craig C., Annandale, Virginia1 commentsLoading...
Elizabeth: What part of the pizza order earned it's Pioneering merit badge? Alvin: I’m not sure. Elizabeth: The garlic knots. Joke by Elizabeth E., Clifton, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "A Guide to Cheese" by Cole B. Jack. Joke by Elijah H., Wyomissing, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "American Breakfast" by Chris P. Bacon. Joke by Barrett F., Fort Worth, Texas0 commentsLoading...
BRIAN: What do you call an angry carrot? HANK: I don’t know. BRIAN: A steamed vegetable. Joke by Brian S., Livonia, Michigan1 commentsLoading...
AIDAN: Why did the pie have such a hard time on the test? SEAN: Why? AIDAN: Because it wasn’t a piece of cake. Joke by Sean S., Miami Lakes, Florida0 commentsLoading...
Jackson: What do runners eat before they race? Sammy: Tell me. Jackson: Nothing. They fast. Joke by Jackson M. , Phoenix, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
Zachary: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Victoria: No idea. Zachary: Nacho cheese. Joke by Zachary H., Forest Lake, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled ... cheese.” The waiter says, “Why the big pause?” The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.” Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer. KEVIN: Why not? NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes. Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington1 commentsLoading...
Michael: What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Christopher: What? Michael: Frosted Flakes. Joke by Michael M., Sherman, Connecticut0 commentsLoading...
BRANDON: Why did the turkey become a musician? KAYDEN: Why? BRANDON: Because he had good drumsticks. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington0 commentsLoading...
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