A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” “Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!” Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.30 commentsLoading...
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead." Joke by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
A book never written: "Vegetarian Recipes" by Connor Vore. Joke by Bob S., Waterford, Vt.F2 commentsLoading...
Nathanael: Knock, knock. Cindy: Who's there? Nathanael: Distressing. Cindy: Distressing, who? Nathanael: Distressing has too much vinegar! Joke by Nathanael C., Schaumburg, Ill.4 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Going against the grain -- Being on a no-carb diet. Joke by Brian S., Charlotte, N.C.4 commentsLoading...
Customer: Do you serve crabs here? Waiter: We serve everyone. Sit right down. Joke by Josh G., Brentwood, Tenn.8 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Vegetarian -- Native American word for "poor hunter." Joke by Zachary M., Amarillo, Tex.97 commentsLoading...
Philip: What did one slice of bread say to the other? Elva: What? Philip: "Stop loafing around!" Joke by Philip K., Corning, N.Y.2 commentsLoading...
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