Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker? Suzan: Beats me. Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job! Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.3 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Perfect Peanuts” by Ella Fant. Joke by Muji R., Lafayette, Calif.6 commentsLoading...
Jay: What do you get when you cross an alien and something white and fluffy? Joe: What? Jay: A martian-mallow! Joke by Jayson T., Fremont, Calif.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “To Be Grown in Idaho” by Ima Tater. Joke by Brian C., San Bernardino, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Great Cheeses” by Cole B. Jack. Joke by Patrick S., Lino Lakes, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
Max: What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade? Matt: I haven’t a clue. Max: A “sourpuss.” Joke by Max J., Norcross, Ga.9 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “How to Make Cookies Taste Better” by Duncan Milk. Joke by Frank M., Vineland, N.J.6 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “The Vegetable Mafia” by Artie Choke. Joke by Isaac B., Utica, N.Y.3 commentsLoading...
Jake: Why did the orange go blind? Justin: Beats me. Jake: He didn’t have enough vitaminsee! Joke by Jake S., Phoenixville, Pa.2 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I’ll cook the pancakes this morning,” Tom said flippantly. Joke by Bill M., New Ulm, Tex.4 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Sugar cane—An edible walking stick. Joke by Zack R., Middleton, Wis.1 commentsLoading...
Kelvin: Why did the apple cross the road? Martin: Why? Kelvin: To get to Granny Smith’s house! Joke by Kelvin D., Burke, Va.12 commentsLoading...
Patrick: What do you call a Scottish dish that fades from the public eye? Pedro: I haven’t the foggiest. Patrick: A “haggis-been.” Joke by Patrick H., Herscher, Ill.3 commentsLoading...
Dylan: What’s God’s favorite cheese? Robert: Beats me. Dylan: Swiss, because it’s holey! Joke by Dylan J., Los Gatos, Calif.5 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Can you get American cheese in other countries?” Joke by Daniel L., Bloomfield, N.J.5 commentsLoading...
Jerry: Knock, knock. Graham: Who’s there? Jerry: Figs. Graham: Figs, who? Jerry: Figs the doorbell—it’s broken! Joke by Shmuel N., Clinton, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What do you get when you cross a racecar with a spud? Ordep: Beats me. Pedro: Crashed potatoes. Joke by Braeden B., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.5 commentsLoading...
Simon: Why did the orange go to the hospital? Ted: I haven’t a clue. Simon: Because it wasn’t peeling well. Joke by Simon X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia4 commentsLoading...
Colt: What’s a bucket’s favorite food? Mike: Beats me. Colt: Pour-age. Joke by Colton M., Rosenberg, Tex.3 commentsLoading...
John: Knock, knock. Caleb: Who’s there? John: Gorilla. Caleb: Gorilla, who? John: Gorilla me a hamburger, please. I’m hungry! Joke by Caleb F., Columbia, Tenn.5 commentsLoading...
Larry: How do you know when a clock is hungry? Ben: Tell me. Larry: When it goes back for seconds. Joke by Ikenna A., Charleston, S.C.9 commentsLoading...
George: Knock, knock. Simon: Who’s there? George: Aida. Simon: Aida, who? George: Aida lot of sweets, and now I’ve got a tummy ache. Joke by Aditya B., Naperville, Ill.6 commentsLoading...
Rob: What do you call a potato that makes fun of you? Pat: Beats me. Rob: A “tater-taunt.” Joke by Robert O., Elkton, Md.3 commentsLoading...
Teacher: How do you find a square root? Doug: That’s easy—just look for a square vegetable. Joke by Marcel M., Orange, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
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