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CAYLEE: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
BAILEY: Why?
CAYLEE: Because it was soda-pressing.

Joke by Caylee J., Olathe, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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JIM: Why did the lazy man want a job in the bakery?
HENRY: Why?
JIM: He wanted to loaf around.

Joke by Josh D., Schnecksville, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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BRANDON: What did the elevator operator learn about his new job?
CONNOR: Tell me.
BRANDON: That it has its ups and downs.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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ANDREW: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
REGINALD: I don’t know.
ANDREW: Because he couldn’t see himself working there.

Joke by Andrew H., University Heights, Ohio
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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BRANDON: Why did the scarecrow quit his job?
LANDON: Why?
BRANDON: He realized it was for the birds!

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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ALEX: Why didn’t the invisible man accept the job offer?
SAVANNAH: I don’t know. Why?
ALEX: He just couldn’t see himself working there.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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A Boy Scout went around his neighborhood looking for a job.

“I’ll pay you $20 to paint my porch,” said one neighbor.

The Scout agreed and went to work.

A few hours later, the Scout knocked on the neighbor’s door and said, “I’m all finished, but your car is a Mercedes, not a Porsche.”

Joke by Jacob G., Swanton, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Billy: I quit my job as a banker.
Bob: Why?
Billy: I just lost interest.

Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Dawson: Why did the bowling pins stop working?
Lawson: Why?
Dawson: Because they went on strike!

Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.
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Frank: What kind of man never works a day in his life?
Joe: Tell me.
Frank: A night watchman!

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “Accounting” by Penny N. Dimes.

Joke by Kenny G., Denville, N.J.
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A book never written: “Life as a Dentist” by Flo Ride.

Joke by Andrew M., Fort Smith, Ark.
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Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker?
Suzan: Beats me.
Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job!

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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