Laugh at funny Vampire jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Jon Carter
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Cole: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Sammy: I’m stumped.
Cole: Frostbite.

Joke by Cole B., Goldsboro, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Marissa: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Bobby: What?
Marissa: Frostbite!

Joke by Marissa R., New York, New York
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Jeremy: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Brian: I’m stumped.
Jeremy: Frostbite!

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TODD: Why did the vampire leave the baseball game?
DYLAN: Why?
TODD: Because he was out of bats.

Joke by Todd F., Indianapolis, Indiana
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Jenna: What did the vampire say to the ghost at the Halloween party?
Brenna: What?
Jenna: “Come on! Why don’t you live a little?”

Joke by Jenna C., Columbia, Missouri
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Darius: What part of the street do vampires live on?
Chad: I don’t know.
Darius: The dead end.

Joke by Darius C., Columbia, Maryland
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Darius: What part of the street do vampires live on?
Chad: I don’t know.
Darius: The dead end.

Joke by Darius C., Columbia, Maryland
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Alex: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Clark: I don’t know. What?
Alex: Frostbite!

Joke by Alexander C., Casselberry, Fla.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Colby: What is a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
Marty: What?
Colby: A bloodhound!

Joke by Colby C., Deer Park, Wash.
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Peja: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Scotty: I don’t know.
Peja: Frostbite.

Joke by Peja G., Anchorage, Alaska
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Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!

Joke by Christopher F., Wildwood, Mo.
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Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula's favorite?

Jay: Which one?

Justin: Fangs-giving!

Joke by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.
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